Zeluxx

[Zeluxx @Zeillumination]

Infinite plan - which supposedly comes with "priority customer support." The irony isn’t lost on me—especially since it feels like the only thing infinite here is my time on hold.

[Zeluxx @Zeillumination]

🚨Fi Support Update🚨

Apparently, Fi’s idea of "priority support" is an endless hold loop. Chat? Nope. Call? Dropped. Callback? Maybe when we start colonizing Mars. 🚀

If patience is a virtue, I’m now a saint. 🙃 #FiSupport #CustomerServiceFail #Fifail @FederalBankLtd

[Zeluxx @Zeillumination]

But hey, it's the weekend, I've got time to kill, so wait with a sliver of hope that someone, anyone, might pick up. Six minutes later, l'm unceremoniously cut off with the message that they're just too busy.
The real kicker? I'm on their so-called "infinite plan".