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[🐿️ @lookamodri]

I’ve seen this expression before

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

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[HEROIC @heroicgg]

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[VΩX @VoxExVeritas]

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[nhu 🇻🇳🇨🇳 @maisonlongan]

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[Max Bepis @gaylittlepiglet]

The first time I had sex with a woman she told me to fuck her and I said I don’t know how

[Zejiiin @Zejiiin]

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[Sam M @GODaZeD]

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[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

tracking the period cycles of your league duos can lead to increased winrates

i have 147 games of data on this.

my friend yuulu tweeted about it earlier because she finally saw the CRM i've been keeping on her for months.

overall winrate with her sits at 55.1%.

on period games? 52%.

off period? 57.5%.

that's a 5.5% delta over 5 tracked cycles with a 94.3% confidence.

the data doesn't lie. I have an excel with our accounts linked up to riots api and it pulls data based on kda, damage dealt & winrate.

during her period her aggression rating spikes to 8.6 out of 10 based on damage dealt and deaths.

that means during her period i'm playing TRISTANA.

rocket jumping into every fight.

matching her chaos with my chaos. if she's gonna flash forward i'm gonna flash forward with her.

we're both committing war crimes at the SAME TIME

off period? completely different player.

aggression drops to 4.85. plays calculated.

kda higher due to dying less.

best vision score. she's entering her peak janna phase.

so when she's off period i'm locking VAYNE. patient. scaling.

tumbling around and waiting for good opportunities to fight.

we play a slow methodical lane and farm up to late game. that's where we pop off.

the 57.5% winrate off period comes from this coordination.

we're not just playing league.

we're playing league AROUND her HORMONAL CYCLES.

most of you can't even tell when your duo is tilted after 3 games.

i can tell when mine is entering the pre-menstrual aggression window 3 days out based on over-aggressive timers alone.

her next cycle starts april 17th at 9:36am.

5.2 day duration estimated.

i've already shifted my youtube content creation strategy around this for viewers to be prepared for more Tristana commentaries.

this is the level of commitment required to climb with a duo.

you think you can just queue up with your friend and vibe your way to challenger? no. you need DATA.

you need ANALYSIS.

you need to know what play style she's locking BEFORE she locks it based on where she is in her cycle.

yuulu thought i was crazy when i told her the prediction. she opened her health app.

told me her app predicted her period to be between April 15th - April 19th.

my CRM beat her own body's tracking

Study the Saskio way

[Zejiiin @Zejiiin]

@frifor40 @TraderNorway @Zyntho_ @tandsaet Uansett hva slags konto man har så betaler man ikke skatt på urealisert gevinst, unntaksvis det en tidl kommentar nevnte med formueskatten, som da ligger på snaue 1%.
Det stemmer jo at vi har nesten 38% skatt på aksjegevinst, men den regninga kommer ikke før man har solgt

[ً @Poloolpp]

If you use a MP9 in Deathmatch you're a pedophile

[Zejiiin @Zejiiin]

@TraderNorway @tandsaet Youre unbelievably wrong, theres even a tool to sell european stocks and reinvest without being taxed until you withdraw the money from that account into a "spending" account.
It's fine to be dissatisfied with the taxing system, but try not to spread blatant lies for fun

[Zejiiin @Zejiiin]

@TraderNorway @tandsaet ??

[James ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @JamesSHayden]

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[Centrist Peater @centristpeater]

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Language Barrier be damned

[Craig @craig_m0808]

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[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Let's do it