Isaiah Carrington

[Isaiah Carrington @ZekeCarrington]

I used to have this silly little joke when people used to ask what’s wrong with me where I’d say “do you want the full list or the summary” little did I know, I only had the cliff notes.

[Isaiah Carrington @ZekeCarrington]

Thinking back on the time my ex asked me to provide her sources when I’m recommending her ways to improve her communication skills, ma’am this is literally what my masters is in I AM the source

[Isaiah Carrington @ZekeCarrington]

@ grok why am i attracted to women who don’t actually like me

[Isaiah Carrington @ZekeCarrington]

I can’t believe that this is the state of politics in our country however…if the pics do drop, are you knowingly opening the pic of our Commander in Chief giving “Bubba” head?

[Isaiah Carrington @ZekeCarrington]

Why has no one created a Zynn but for weed? If I’m cutting up the inside of my mouth let me at least get stupid high off it

[Isaiah Carrington @ZekeCarrington]

I’m not depressed, my Haki just ran out and I gotta let it recharge

[Isaiah Carrington @ZekeCarrington]

Are there any psych wards that will still allow me to workout for 3hrs a day? Asking for me

[Isaiah Carrington @ZekeCarrington]

@ChicagoBears forget Breece Hall, trade for JF1. Caleb at QB, Justin at RB. Fixes our run game AND let Ben get creative with 2 QB sets

[Isaiah Carrington @ZekeCarrington]

To a 3yr old, a 5 yr old is still the bigger person

[Pain Depression & Anxiety @ILLUMINUSNUMBx]

Pain

[Isaiah Carrington @ZekeCarrington]

Ngl telling an agent no you can’t use my bathroom and watching them waddle away with a turtle head might cure some of my rage

[Isaiah Carrington @ZekeCarrington]

Does anyone know what brand of Tylenol will give me back the ability to turn my emotions off? Since I learned how to process them, they will not shut up.

[Isaiah Carrington @ZekeCarrington]

I need the next person who decides to make a scene to put out a statement saying “God told me to do it” I just wanna see how the right responds

[Isaiah Carrington @ZekeCarrington]

I was the third child to a 20yr old, the first of a 21yr old (who had his second child with a different woman less than a year after I was born), mfs talking about my support system, you mean me figuring all this shit out on my own?

[Isaiah Carrington @ZekeCarrington]

Taylor Swifts song “Wood” is the final piece of evidence I needed: she was only a good poet when she was a virgin.

[Isaiah Carrington @ZekeCarrington]

@themagaking Melissa Hortman*

[Isaiah Carrington @ZekeCarrington]

@themagaking What about Melissa King? She wasn’t put under arrest but had a much worse thing happen to her. Or does that not count because she’s not actually in jail

[Isaiah Carrington @ZekeCarrington]

People see me being very vocal and assume I’m saying everything. This is still me holding back. I will start roasting dumb mfs now. I truly have nothing to lose atp, our country is going to 💩, I might as well get some catharsis out of it

[Isaiah Carrington @ZekeCarrington]

Back in my 2022 era, grinding at the gym hoping it fixes my mental health and praying no one asks if I’m okay

[Isaiah Carrington @ZekeCarrington]

I’m sorry if I don’t perform my depression well enough for you, I like to mix a little whimsy with my existential dread