Ryan Goldstein

Sometimes I go by Zeke and sometimes I just go by.

[Pedro Martinez @45PedroMartinez]

Playing in Philly is like playing a postseason game everywhere else…even when it's just a regular-season game.

That’s how fun it is! @Phillies #mlbontbs

[Ryan Goldstein @Zeke_Maybe]

@jonjohnsonwip anyone to ever win a scoring title that’s hof eligible is in the hof

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Throwback to (2012) when Claude Giroux and the Flyers start Game 6 vs the Penguins with one of the all-time greatest shifts

#LetsGoFlyers

[Funhouse @BackAftaThis]

Big Mike's "key guy" to bet on in The Masters this week: Robert MacIntyre.

MacIntyre is 8 over par after the first round, good for 82nd place. Still early.

[Ryan Goldstein @Zeke_Maybe]

@CBSPhiladelphia @JoshInnesShow thoughts?

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

I can’t believe I’m saying this but the Flyers are a complete wagon

[Ryan Goldstein @Zeke_Maybe]

@Tim_Walz turn yourself in, retard

[Phillies HR Tracker @PHI_HR_Tracker]

SCHWARBOMBS FOR THE REST OF HIS CAREER

GO PHILS

[Ryan Goldstein @Zeke_Maybe]

@realDonaldTrump I feel as though you should put all living members of the 2017 @astros in jail. Thank you for your time

[Ryan Goldstein @Zeke_Maybe]

@realDonaldTrump now do the right thing and pardon @LennyDykstra #GoPhills

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This Mizzou fan coulda won $25k

Instead, he wrote F KU on his chest & kicked the ball at Kansas’ sideline. Legendary.

[Ryan Goldstein @Zeke_Maybe]

@MikeMiss25 you suck

[NFL @NFL]

.@Eagles RB Saquon Barkley is ranked No. 1 on the NFL Top 100 Players of 2025!

@NFLFilms @Saquon

[Ryan Goldstein @Zeke_Maybe]

@LennyDykstra @Phillies what would you do with an umpire this bad?

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Superbad turned 18 yesterday & I don’t know where the time went. Without question, this is one of the funniest in-theater experiences of my life. We quoted this film almost daily when I was in high school. The fact this film started the careers of multiple Oscar nominees is wild.

[Ryan Goldstein @Zeke_Maybe]

@StevenCheah have you considered eating it?

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Sweet dreams @AdamSandler

[Ryan Goldstein @Zeke_Maybe]

@JoshInnesShow would you ever work with bitchanelli?

[Fin @jessefinver]

Rough night for Mr. Met at the Lumineers concert

[Ryan Goldstein @Zeke_Maybe]

@mccrystal_alex @MLB explain yourselves