Zekey's Mom

🐱 Petey 2023 -
😼 Liam 2022 -
🐶 Neddy 2014 -
🐕 Zekey 2008-2022 ❤

Pets and humor. Vowing to cut down on politics because I just can't even 🤐

[Zekey's Mom @Zekeys_Mom]

#MyOnlyMotivationInLife is the promise of a bright, shiny, clean tomorrow.

But then comes the morning; 
Yesterday's sorrows behind. 
Wake!
It's the day of your longing! 
Life returns,
Mercy comes,
It's morning.

-- Jack Miffleton

[Zekey's Mom @Zekeys_Mom]

@MeidasTouch "Can we bring eggs?"
Well, can they?

[Robbie @Robbie_Reasons]

The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review.

They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆.

Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.

[Zekey's Mom @Zekeys_Mom]

@nocontextmemes Nah, they must have confused it with the new, trendy Pinhead Lab.

[The Blue Torch @_TheBlueTorch]

fucking brilliant 🔥

[Zekey's Mom @Zekeys_Mom]

@JoeMartWx For anyone who has spent their life viewing local TV news weathercasts, that is absolutely the wrong shape for Philadelphia!! I don't need to look at the neighborhoods if the city map is including parts of the suburbs.

[Zekey's Mom @Zekeys_Mom]

When Twitter is down and you can't get your usual @In_Otter_News2 fix...

[Medieval Diesel @TimothyEveland]

Thanks, can never be too prepared 😁

[Zekey's Mom @Zekeys_Mom]

@enemenemuh_kuh @nocontextmemes This happened to me with a nice pair of shoes I was saving for work. Found out the hard way. Had to wrap packing tape around them to get through the day!

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Is the Knicks game being held in the bunker?

[Zekey's Mom @Zekeys_Mom]

@FcJunction I meant TREATOS!

[Zekey's Mom @Zekeys_Mom]

@FcJunction He chews his teatos on that side.

[Zekey's Mom @Zekeys_Mom]

#WhatMyGrandmaTaughtMeWas she had a LOT of stories to tell. I remembered many of them, but wish I could hear them all again. 📖

[Zekey's Mom @Zekeys_Mom]

@depressionlesss What a friendly pup. He was begging for a belly rub! 😊

[Zekey's Mom @Zekeys_Mom]

@LucienDesar @NewsHour YESSSS! Without them how can we know things ahead of time? Just like they limited weather balloon launches. 😬

[Zekey's Mom @Zekeys_Mom]

@AlCappuccinoIT Thre’re going to be doing a *promenade* at the Lincoln Memorial.

It's not what you think! They're setting up a square dance floor threre so you can do-se-do and allemand. Now promenade your partner! 🤠

#Promenade

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Can I say something

[Zekey's Mom @Zekeys_Mom]

@TheWapplehouse OMG, they painted the front bumper! I couldn't figure out why it looked like a mish mosh of styles! Cyber truck + Malibu? 😁

[Action News on 6abc @6abc]

Buffalo named Donald Trump for his golden locks is a sensation at a Bangladesh zoo https://t.co/PgbDRs9b7T

[Zekey's Mom @Zekeys_Mom]

@6abc And we all know how much the Donald likes to have things named after him! 😁

[Zekey's Mom @Zekeys_Mom]

@dansokil Univest Insurance on Main and Richardson. Don't know why it's in the news, though.