baby celi.

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[baby celi. @Zelayamva]

1 new message: runs for phone, jumps over sofa, pushed mom out the way. Grabs phone... The message: "K"

[baby celi. @Zelayamva]

I speak 4 languages: english, profanity, sarcasm, & real shit.

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"HELL YEAH! We have a substitute teacher!!!" "Shut the fuck up and sit down!" "Oh shit... -___-"

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No matter how many times you say "okay" your parents will not stop talking.

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Vlut = A virgin that acts like a slut.

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White Kid: Shut up mom! Mom: *Shuts Up* Black Kid: Shut up mom! *Wakes up* Where am I? Doctor: Intensive care.

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Taken 2 is the adult version of Finding Nemo.

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Dear Teacher, If the bell doesn't dismiss me, then the bell doesn't decide when I arrive... Case Closed.

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Can a CRIP date an ASIAN girl named Sue Woo?

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Me: MOM CAN YOU MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!!! *doesnt hear* *whispers to myself* "deaf bitch" Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?

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Toy Story 4? Oh hell nah, i thought that nigguh gave his toys away.

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#NationalFearDay When someone says "I heard something about you"... And you be like "Whatchu talkin bout willis?!"

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I've been disappointed so many times, not giving a fuck is almost a reflex

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We went from The Waltz to Twerkin'.. What has this world come too?

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"WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY... Oh... Here it is..."

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Bitches be lookin' like Akon talkin bout ?Team Lightskin"..

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Paranormal Activity 1-4... all white people. Black people would've left the house as soon as a fork fell.

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#MistakesBoysMake Cheating on their beautiful girlfriends for hoes that look like donkey from Shrek.

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No girlfriend should EVER feel like she's in competition with another hoe PERIOD!

[baby celi. @Zelayamva]

White people: "Hello, I would like to order..." Black people: "Yeah, let me get uhhh... Hold up! *Mumbles* What the fuck do I want?