Zelda Binx

Kink model/really really good embroidery lady/dumb titty girl/cosplayer

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Coke is sharp(Kiki), Pepsi is dull (bouba) and Dr pepper is my primary care physician.

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Just a sexy lady opening up sexy lady cards no big deal..

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Playing cards at a male dominated convention is pretty awesome, it's like all the bathrooms are private.

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Gotta hold em back

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You looking?

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@CrocodileCam Don't you dare tell me that's not him, I've watched Paul Blart mall cop 2 enough times to know.

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@FaeDcay See that's what's so cool about not living in desert climates, you get to just be in the woods like a real fairy

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@AshySlasheeDB

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Just bought my first pair of jorts

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I know Easter is over but I wanna be a bunny forever 😭

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@therulesetlite Oh absolutely

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@Baileymoon15 Only acceptable place to ask more questions

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@RobertStacked Dedicated to the bit is very sexy

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One time a boy ate a crayon to impress me ( we were both grown adults)

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i’m dressed like a WHORE and you’re trying to make me play a BOARD GAME called SECRET HITLER??

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The man at the salad restaurant said "I've never heard of that, you got me there" (seriously mind you) when we asked about ice Berg lettuce...

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@fuckgoblin420 😵👏🏻👏🏻 yes!

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being a brat is an art. if I'm going to bait somebody into spanking me, it has to be fun for them too. the usual way I do this is by being extremely funny. like, I insult my husband in ways that make him laugh despite himself. studying comedic timing and rhythm helps with this.

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@neon_evangayion

[Elle | fuck 🧊 free 🇵🇸 @floatawaywitme]

with big naturals comes big responsibility