Halfwit Scumbag

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard on the bus the force of it paralysed every passenger and made the driver steer off a cliff

[epic cat looking galaxy glasses @FaggotLabubu]

tried to fart while constipated and all my bones shattered and i turned into a human frag grenade

[epic cat looking galaxy glasses @FaggotLabubu]

farted so hard that i blew up my toilet and a shard of porcelain sliced my femoral artery

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Burped so hard at the public pool that it blew the lifeguard off his high chair and he fell and snapped his spine

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard it put me in a wheelchair for a month

[Halfwit Scumbag @Zeldass1]

@thebehemoth https://t.co/rxp69Ozahp

[Halfwit Scumbag @Zeldass1]

@zommbay Jamaican me crazy

[Halfwit Scumbag @Zeldass1]

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@zommbay I can't control my horny level

[Halfwit Scumbag @Zeldass1]

@zommbay Touching myself

[Halfwit Scumbag @Zeldass1]

@zommbay This might just be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

[Halfwit Scumbag @Zeldass1]

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@zommbay oh lord