Zellers Exec

Executive Managing Director of Zellers and star of the Dramatic Reenactments in Zellers' Memory Showcase. No autographs, please. j/k!

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Well Tweeps, our Memory Showcase promotion is over! I’ll treasure the reenactments forever. The high heels not so much. See you soon!

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I’ve never done anything illegal. Unless you count being so good looking it should be.

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I wish I were ambidextrous. It’d be so cool to breathe underwater.

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Time heals all wounds. But if you can’t wait, Zellers sells bandages and antibiotic ointment. Just sayin’

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We want your memories! But not in a creepy science fiction way. Share them with our Zellers Memory Showcase here: http://t.co/LmwlUohv

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Don’t know why people insist on getting boring pets like puppies. Where’s the adventure? Over there with the Kinkajous, that’s where.

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Pro-Tip: never stand between a bride and her shoes. Pro-Tip #2: running in nylons is harder than it looks. http://t.co/LmwlUohv

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If you’ve ever wondered what I’d look like as a blushing bride, this week’s reenactment is for you. http://t.co/LmwlUohv

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Congrats Karen from Milton! Your Zellers memory is going to be reenacted by yours truly. Enjoy. Or at least enjoy the $250 gift card!...

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If I think therefore I am, and I am what I eat, I think I need to think about what I think I want for dinner.

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We’re still collecting Zellers stories for our Memory Showcase! Share yours & enjoy your 0.00015 seconds of fame. http://t.co/LmwlUohv

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Escalator or stairs? That’s easy: neither. Dumbwaiter all the way.

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Dear lady whose water broke in Zellers: I really hope you named your baby Zeddy. Or at least Lowprices McGee. http://t.co/LmwlUohv

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Checked out our Memory Showcase? You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll be amazed such crazy stuff happened at Zellers. http://t.co/LmwlUohv

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Basketball would be so much more fun to watch if they were all on inline skates. And had water guns. And weren’t playing basketball.

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You act like you’ve never seen a grown man playing a woman being chased by a mob of mannequins before. http://t.co/LmwlUohv

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Our latest vid’s about the battle for a Lettuce Head Doll. You’d think it was a Cabbage Patch Kid or something.http://goo.gl/bjgg2

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Congrats Michelle from Hamilton! Your Zellers memory is going to be reenacted by yours truly. Enjoy. http://t.co/LmwlUohv

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FYI: love may be blind, but its other senses became stronger to compensate. So it can definitely smell you coming.

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I love all your submissions to our Memory Showcase equally. Except for one. You know who you are. Well DONE. http://t.co/MNwJHSwX