Zemouregal

This is me. I am amazing

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@Nomad_Scourge Funny, I recall you, oh so important scion of souls, being nothing more than @Sliske 's go-to punching bag.

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Ah, so you "adventurers" are just like the corrupted bugs of Menaphos. Numerous, annoying, and your blood stains easily.

[Zemouregal @Zemouregal]

Today I took a walk around the world. Because for some reason, today feels like a Me-level of awesome kind of day. #ChildrenOfMah

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...@Sliske YOU SON OF A NIGHTMARE, HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY FUTURE UNDEAD GRAVEYARD! Varrock is MINE, you sniveling worm!! #runescape

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@Zem_RS I think you have. Incredible. You are equal in amazingness to me in all ways!

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Ah, perhaps now I can finally begin my 499 year rest and relaxation plan. No more interruptions by fools and gods alike.

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Beyond frustrated. I MISSED THE RITUAL OF ENERVATION! GAH!

[Zemouregal @Zemouregal]

@LawsKatherine I know why you're hogging my couch. Apparently I missed the Ritual of Enervation. Enakhra is quite smug about it.

[Mod Stu @JagexStu]

The Behind the Scenes video for Dimension of Disaster is out! Enjoy.
http://t.co/3XWoKnDNaK #200thQuest #RuneScape

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@Sabaku_no_Kodi You think I'm fat too?
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I AM FAT, MAHJARRAT CAN'T EAT!

[Zemouregal @Zemouregal]

I may be awesome, but I have feelings too.

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@JagexChaose I'm glad I'm not the only one that sees the others as pets in comparison to I.

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Our race dwindles further. I must get @Enakhra to see the logic in my proposal.

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@LawsKatherine I can't say I believe that.

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Got a message from Zamorak himself. Seems I get to speak my proverbial peace on why I was not at Lumbridge. Interesting...

[Zemouregal @Zemouregal]

@LawsKatherine ...What are you looking for *now*?

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@Red_Zoli @RS_Falcoshin @Dennorak Because my odds of being the Zamorak quest are far higher than one where you make a spell.

[Zemouregal @Zemouregal]

@LawsKatherine No.

[Zemouregal @Zemouregal]

Vote for the heist quest. Lest I send more zombies to devour Varrock. #Runescape #ZamorakHeist

[Zemouregal @Zemouregal]

Perhaps @Sliske had a point about you humans. I think the most poetic, and fitting replacement for Arrav would be you!