Mike

33 year old who loves dogs, video games, and making friends.

[Mike @Zemrode_]

More dog pics because I have nothing else going on.

[Mike @Zemrode_]

@invisbby I prefer the Jubilee one because you can stun lock dives like Venom or Thing a few times before they can get out of it, and then you can explode it for 60 damage. I like to to use the stun, throw 3 orbs, explode the stun, another orb, then throw more orbs as you get them!

[Mike @Zemrode_]

@shinilami I loved the "I would report you" comments like do they think that's reportable? Because if a 3rd dps is reportable then 90% of people are getting banned in my games.

[Mike @Zemrode_]

@shinilami I did like 10 games on that map with the queue and whoever had an Ultron just won because quick play players are demons who refuse to look at flyers. I just wanted wins on attack and defense for the achievements. D:

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@SalDarlin You laughing similar to how Goofy sounds when he's falling got me. Hope you enjoy the game it's a good one!

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@Ashhlo_ I hate to be the guy to blame a specific role but strategist players are on one. I would consistently get 1-3 kills a life most games and literally get 0 heals even when im killing the dive; Not even exaggerating either like actually 0 according to scoreboard.

[Mike @Zemrode_]

I don't think I've ever had a comp season this bad. Like what are you even supposed to do differently in a 42-11 game??

[Mike @Zemrode_]

@shinilami They added over 200+ voice lines I believe, so most likely a new one!

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@Ashhlo_ Jason came out 10 days ago, is that even long enough to consider him anyone's main at this point??

[Mike @Zemrode_]

@DeadbyDaylight Webs still only spawn cakes on 3, 5, 7, 10, 12, 13, 15, 20, 24, 25, 28, 29, 30, 31, 33, 35, 37, 38, 39, 40, 42, 44, 45, 47, 49, 50. (on killer anyway)

Web 10 spawns 2 cakes.

[Mike @Zemrode_]

@Chey_ttv @ItzzSmileyface That's absolutely alt, trust!

[𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 ꩜ @PVNKSTER]

I am giving away a code for ONE LUCKY PERSON for the following:

- Jason DLC
- 10th Birthday Cake Charm
- 2,250 Auric Cells

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[Mike @Zemrode_]

@PVNKSTER Hope I win so I can get back into killer again 🤭

[Mike @Zemrode_]

@Chey_ttv The part that got me was "make up is predominantly female" as if dudes don't roast you even if you do or don't wear make up to their specific standards. No make up? Ugly. Wearing make up? Why are women hiding their faces? Almost like men just decide what they say goes anywhere.

[Mike @Zemrode_]

@femmunculus Typed all of that just to end with "women will only be able to empower themselves on their own. Being in a clan does nothing." Just say you hate women and move on instead of coming up with a whole explanation about why a group failed.

[Mike @Zemrode_]

@ikissmantis I get "lord/champ for what?" a lot in quick play like I'm so cracked I'm supposed to be able to take a 1v6 or carry the game something. Like idk man I'm just trying to have fun on characters I enjoy.

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@LeonsBoywife @adamxpb @AndreRamp0 That being said, when they do that it will make it harder for healers to get MVPs long term because their averages will be inflated. It won't just be the healers either. The counters to Dino; MK, SG, Phoenix, etc. will also be inflated and harder to get MVP on.

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@LeonsBoywife @adamxpb @AndreRamp0 It's hard without actual numbers to explain. Say you have a Luna in quick match who healed 6-8k before. With Dino added and them healing Dino for 30-40k a game their effectiveness to the team has multiplied by 5x, kills/finals are essentially irrelevant to that effectiveness.

[Mike @Zemrode_]

@LeonsBoywife @adamxpb @AndreRamp0 It actually does explain it unfortunately. What it does mean though is in a few days/weeks youll rarely see healer MVPs because their stats will be so inflated if they don't hit their 40k/game average (example) then they won't get it.

[Mike @Zemrode_]

@LeonsBoywife @adamxpb @AndreRamp0 It's because Jeff's stats are being boosted by healing you so much. Give it a few days and healers average stats are gonna be so high that Dino's average will also balance out. When healers were healing like 12k a game before I'm seeing a lot of 40k heal games, that's 3x more.