Phil Shafer

Got this account for a class a long time ago. Now I'm just...here.

[Phil Shafer @ZenBearded_2X]

@mhdksafa

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Daaaang. The Twisted Sister dude is not gonna take it!

[Phil Shafer @ZenBearded_2X]

@LizKatzOfficial "When you have the one fan, quietly asking when you'll do any Avril Lavigne Cosplay".

[Phil Shafer @ZenBearded_2X]

@SuicideGirls @HaubDark Wanna duet Absolutely with her...

[Phil Shafer @ZenBearded_2X]

@Sethisto The World theme of Land of Musketeers from KH 3D(S).

[Phil Shafer @ZenBearded_2X]

@CalpainEqD @KingKakapo Oh man, Stewart's mom is gonna be so mad if that antique plate breaks...

[Phil Shafer @ZenBearded_2X]

@yeptheboys @joshdub @sauceddie Hows to get the Precious back from the thieving Eddiesis.

[Phil Shafer @ZenBearded_2X]

@yeptheboys @juicyfruitsnacc *deep breath* CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!!

[Phil Shafer @ZenBearded_2X]

@LakotaMan1 All my good wishes, and some (good) karma. (Lord knows how I'd ever use it myself...)

[Video Game History @VideoGameHstry]

Never forget what they took from us

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Jesus’ harshest words weren’t directed towards “sinners.”

Jesus’ harshest words were directed towards those who used their religion as a tool of oppression and self serving power.

Jesus’ harshest words were directed towards religious hypocrisy.

May we remember this.

[Phil Shafer @ZenBearded_2X]

@lnusama The furry/anthro "Ara, Ara..." giveaway...

[Phil Shafer @ZenBearded_2X]

@ArtJwink @vader120 When you ask childhood/neighbor friend for help, have a wardrobe malfunction, and said friend has enough respect to go full 180°, and confirms your request, replies positively, and you're not sure whether it's out of friendship or from seeing your massive milkers... and like it.

[Phil Shafer @ZenBearded_2X]

@Merryweatherey You know, almost read it as "American Bar", and nearly had a fit where Texas is only one facet, albeit very extreme and stereotypical one. Only after the facts, that I don't have much to argue against....

Except for a New York - themed cafe.

[Phil Shafer @ZenBearded_2X]

@NauthLeRoy What Dat electric touch can do?

[Phil Shafer @ZenBearded_2X]

@jlist Damn the fact that Eastern tech isn't compatible with Western tech!

[Phil Shafer @ZenBearded_2X]

@Sethisto TO THE SUN-

[Phil Shafer @ZenBearded_2X]

@SuicideGirls Enough times to realize how short the clip was...

Many times.

[Phil Shafer @ZenBearded_2X]

@jlist A favorite. Or should I say, Ah!-favorite.

[Phil Shafer @ZenBearded_2X]

@makemebad35 IS THE PROTÉGÉ FOR @VancityReynolds