ZenJimmy

In between sips of coffee I create magic.

[ZenJimmy @ZenJimmy]

@0xmd10

[Rockman @Rockman5775]

@greggutfeld Oh hell, why stop now??
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[The White House @WhiteHouse]

You can be a communist or you can be a patriot. You cannot be both.

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

It is impossible to review the events of the last decade and conclude that it is anything other than divine providence that Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States on the year of America 250, July 4th, 2026.

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

We play the long game (Heller, Roe/Dodds) and we'll end birthright citizenship. Don't freak out - say yes to progress!

Cheer Up! The Birthright Citizenship Case Moves Us Toward Inevitable Victory https://t.co/T4IkFJegL6

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

For 27 years, a daughter photographed her parents waving goodbye every time she left.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Rick Moranis as Michael McDonald on SCTV.

One of Moranis’ funniest impressions, perfectly capturing McDonald’s unmistakable voice and mannerisms while pushing them into pure comedy gold. 📺

[🇺🇸 Melchizedek @RravenM]

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#RUSH #Anika

[🇺🇸 Melchizedek @RravenM]

Ankia is absolutely on fire…By-Tor and the Snow Dog

#rush #anika

[Brian Hiatt @hiattb]

Rush miraculously come back to life, opening their tour with “Xanadu”

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Time to get election results:

🇧🇷 Brazil: 2 hours (124M ballots)
🇫🇷 France: 4 hours (34M ballots)
🇮🇳 India: 24 hours (640M ballots)
🇩🇪 Germany: 8 hours (51M ballots)
🇦🇷 Argentina: 6 hours (25M ballots)
🇺🇸 California: 37 DAYS (10M ballots)

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a stranger will rename you in a single breath, and you are simply expected to come when called.

I went to eat at a busy restaurant. A young man at the front asked for my name, to mark my place in line. I gave it the weight it has carried for eight hundred years.

"Nobunaga."

He smiled, nodded, and wrote it down with great confidence. Then he read it back to me, to be sure he had honored it correctly.

"Perfect. Banana, party of one."

Banana. He had heard my name, held it a moment, and returned to me something rounder and more cheerful. To refuse the name a host gives is to refuse his welcome. I bowed. I was Banana now.

Then he handed me a small black disc, said it would "light up and buzz" when my table was ready, and turned to the next guest as though he had not just placed a living thing in my hands.

I held it in both palms, the way one holds a small sleeping beast that may wake. I found a place to stand. I waited, ready.

It woke.

It screamed. It flashed red. It leapt and shook in my hands like a captured spirit demanding release. A lesser man would have dropped it. I did not. I gripped it, steady, looked into its blinking lights, and told it, in a low voice, that its time had come. Then I carried it back to the host with both hands, the way one returns a hawk to its master.

He took it without looking and shouted across the entire room.

"BANANA! Party of one, your table's ready!"

A hundred strangers turned. I rose. I crossed that floor as Banana, spine straight, chin level, a man answering to his name. A child pointed at me. I gave the child a small bow. He had recognized me.

All through the meal they kept me. "How's it tasting, Banana?" "More water, Banana?" The check, when it came, said Banana, and thanked me for visiting. By the end the whole staff knew me. They waved as I left. "Night, Banana!"

So tell me honestly.

For eight hundred years my clan answered to one name. Tonight I answered to a fruit, calmed a screaming relic in my bare hands, and ate among people who were glad I came.

When the little disc lights up, is the table truly mine, or am I only keeping it warm for the next Banana?

Because I have already decided to return on Friday, and to ask, very humbly, for the same disc.

[Ondas Inc. @OndasHoldings]

Ondas’ @WorldViewSpace has been selected by U.S. Naval Forces SOUTHCOM / U.S. 4th Fleet and SMX as the high-altitude balloon provider for a $4.8M, 3‑month Maritime Domain Awareness mission in the SOUTHCOM AOR, supporting counter-narcotics and IUU fishing operations with stratospheric ISR coverage. $ONDS

https://t.co/rGkTgBync1

[Anthony @AnthonyG0528]

Ok, this is funny 😂🤣😂

[Dr. Eric Berg DC @dr_ericberg]

If I wanted to reverse insulin resistance without medication, these are the 8 simple things I would do every day:

1/ Walk after meals… 🧵

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

The #Colts’ schedule release is a Simpsons parody and it’s absolutely glorious! 🤣🤣

(🎥 @Colts)