Zen Lester

a dharmic compendium of Lesterisms

[Zen Lester @ZenLester]

@lesterlog that is the true nature of suffering: to flounder in a Bryanesque state until reaching enlightenment. So hell yeah drink a beer!

[Zen Lester @ZenLester]

@lesterlog they are floating everywhere & nowhere. the waves are you & I & everyone except Luke Bryan, in which case fear a wave of nausea.

[Zen Lester @ZenLester]

@lesterlog The ice and ice cream are one with the fabric of existence. They are both invented in each present moment. Even mint choc chip.

[Zen Lester @ZenLester]

Dude, you gotta keep Zen Lester going. (Yer me and I'm you.)

[Zen Lester @ZenLester]

I was reading recipes, and then recipe reviews, which is dumb.

[Ben Lester @lesterlog]

nice!

[Zen Lester @ZenLester]

At this point, it's all technique.

[Zen Lester @ZenLester]

When you find yourself frequently halted by stoplights, you gotta either speed up or slow down.

[Zen Lester @ZenLester]

Dude, fucking magic dude!

[Zen Lester @ZenLester]

Wait = Weight

[Zen Lester @ZenLester]

It's called luck, and it is gonna run out.

[Zen Lester @ZenLester]

You ask, can one live on love alone? Well yes, but there would be a lot of people alive and a lot of dead people.

[Zen Lester @ZenLester]

When I'm there I wanna be there, and I'm not gonna not be there.

[Zen Lester @ZenLester]

I feel like feelin' feelings.

[Zen Lester @ZenLester]

Almost stepped on a rattlesnake once. I was kinda scared, but it was only rattling.

[Zen Lester @ZenLester]

I've kinda been all about the Chi lately.

[Zen Lester @ZenLester]

An all-star's batting average is .333. Think about it.

[Zen Lester @ZenLester]

An opportunity to contemplate the oneness of all things today, as I re-flatten numerous road kill bunnies on I-94.

[Zen Lester @ZenLester]

Yeah ya know, with any vision, there's always gonna be a blind spot.