Cole Sanders

I wake up every morning and I piss excellence.

[Cole Sanders @ZenMaestro69]

I been the same mother fucker since 2001.

[Cole Sanders @ZenMaestro69]

@lady_valor_07 Norman

[Cole Sanders @ZenMaestro69]

Lindsay Graham is dead, I can’t say that’s a total loss.

[Cole Sanders @ZenMaestro69]

@elonmusk I can’t wait until the day these retards leave the planet

[Cole Sanders @ZenMaestro69]

@Kevin_Lytle I don’t give a shit what he looked like I highschool show me him in college

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BREAKING: The FBI has paid nearly $1 million in overtime to redact the Epstein files, per Snopes.

[Cole Sanders @ZenMaestro69]

@realDonaldTrump

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Metadata shows the FBI’s ‘raw’ Jeffrey Epstein prison video was likely modified, per WIRED

[Cole Sanders @ZenMaestro69]

@ATRightMovies Social Network

[Cole Sanders @ZenMaestro69]

I got a conversation y’all ain’t ready for:

Female rap has been way better than male rap in the 2020s

[Cole Sanders @ZenMaestro69]

Having a fanfix is the gateway drug for women to start an onlyfans

[Cole Sanders @ZenMaestro69]

I’m sorry Noah Kahan I mistook for Benson Boone. Your song Gonna Go Far is beautiful.

[Cole Sanders @ZenMaestro69]

Shout out to @adinross for buying a billionaire a Rolex. Really making a positive change in the world.

[Cole Sanders @ZenMaestro69]

Social media is deceiving because I always see someone on vacation so I feel like I should be on vacation all the time.

[Cole Sanders @ZenMaestro69]

@elonmusk Twitter*

[Cole Sanders @ZenMaestro69]

@ATRightMovies I’ll get hate for this but…

[Cole Sanders @ZenMaestro69]

In my next life I want to be born in the Adam Sandler universe so I can be a fat fuck like Kevin James and still land Salma Hayek like he does in Here Comes The Boom.