Xander

[Xander @ZenZer_1]

@DrewIsSharing I’ve owned all the major smoking devices, volcano, venty etc. ball vape is by far the best not even a debate

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.

My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.

He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.

I looked at the device.

Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.

I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.

So I didn’t give him the password.

Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.

I set up a captive portal.

I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.

Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.

He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.

My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."

I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.

We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.

But we had a secure perimeter.

You’re welcome for the compliance.

[RedWolf🐺 @RedWolfMMA]

That time the live chat messed with Bisping and he came out with one the best Manc insults "ye prick, what av ye dun te meh" 😭😂

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

On Monday I captured 225,000 photos of the moon to create this 500 gigabyte composite showing more detail and color depth than usually possible through a telescope. Here's a thread about how it was captured, but make sure to load in 4k and zoom in first!

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

This scene will forever have me in tears lmao 🤣🤣

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

they brought a live chicken

[Xander @ZenZer_1]

@Human101Nature Nobody talking about how he has a hat but no other clothes??

[The Curator Co @TheCuratorCoME]

Grape Gas

Grown by Curated Cannabis

Bred by Chris Lynch (While with Compound Genetics)

"You call that a dumper? This is a dumper."
- Crocodile Dundee

[Proper Doinks @properdoinks]

We all got that homie, tag em. They should be ashamed. How many fuck ups did you count?

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Tate, why is your name on the ring? Why do you sponsor midget fighting?

You know...

If I ever have WAY too much money to spend.

There will be signs.

[Erick Khan @erickkhan]

some jackass stole my card and instead of buying something cool he bought $120 worth of OnlyFans content 😐

[OG Riley🧸 @28thRiley]

How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?

[𝗞𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗼 岸本斉史 (Parody) @kishimotomasshi]

🚨 Destin Daniel Cretton is now set to write & direct the upcoming Live Action NARUTO movie!

He directed & co-wrote Marvel Studios’ “Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings” (2021)