Bob

Part-time baker, full-time nomad.

[Bob @ZengFanYao]

So the latest #londonstabbing is....in #SouthNorwood.

[Bob @ZengFanYao]

To get to a more pressing point. Can send a train rather than coffee to #norwoodjunction as per #traintimetable on a daily basis. I can get coffee in the office. Thanks

[Bob @ZengFanYao]

@TLRailUK good morning. Why do you keep missing #norwoodjunction when you're late? Why is that an option? It's beginning to annoy me. I propose skipping London bridge instead.

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

Three squabbling boy-men who’ve dragged the whole country into their myopic vacuous petulant egocentric shitshow.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

If you support this, approve of this, or defend this in any way, you are a stupid cunt.

[Bob @ZengFanYao]

An example of how little attention #recruiters pay when sending out blanket, copy and paste messages. I'm as skilled a developer as I was in 1981. tempted if they upped it to 500 though... #shotgunapproach #recruitersarelazy #cvfarming

[Bob @ZengFanYao]

@HadleyFreeman @RorySmith @theharryshearer I know it's the daily mail but.... #clintonsomething

[Bob @ZengFanYao]

@pandabeard01 @desELLESauVELO You beauty!

[Bob @ZengFanYao]

@Dai_Twice what time are you going for? I'm going for not a #dnf https://t.co/Lqy0xAFKqe

[BMW BERLIN-MARATHON @berlinmarathon]

This could be a fast course.. 😉

Who is preparing for a PB in this year’s BMW BERLIN-MARATHON? And who recognises this street? 💪😎

#berlin42 #marathon #runners #berlinrunners https://t.co/RXVG86Fn9g

[Bob @ZengFanYao]

He never realised, how happy #sampath made him oh #Andy. https://t.co/PIcnUYsupr

[Bob @ZengFanYao]

@micksterling Look just leave it! You know I'm snow good at or with or from comms and such. Switch to #googleallo #allo #barrymanilow @barrymanilow

[Bob @ZengFanYao]

@micksterling tweet more. You'k!! #andywaite

[Bob @ZengFanYao]

@brightoniant @BSUH_NHS @NHSEngland Love you mate. Hope you're okay

[Bob @ZengFanYao]

Best England setup in my lifetime to date achieving well above expectations of a demanding nation with dull-witted press. I'm dispirited with some of the posts since #ENGCRO. Don't expect a team to stay buoyant if you slate them with each loss. #welldoneengland #WorldCup

[Bob @ZengFanYao]

Run through #fieldsofwheat like it's 1899! #theresayouretheoneyoustillturnmeon https://t.co/Z0GbSZ7mVi

[Laura Kuenssberg @bbclaurak]

Wow - how can PM react to losing Foreign sec and Brexit sec in 24 hours

[Bob @ZengFanYao]

@ channel
can anyone recommend some #beaches worth visiting in #malta #gozo ? #notslack

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

PREDICTION

9am - Grayling confirmed Brexit Sec

9:02 - Cancels Brexit

9:07 - Surrenders UK rebate

9:11 - Sets fire to own shoes

9:31 - Agrees to triple EU budget

9:42 - Puts out fire

9:43 - Reignites fire

9:47 - Joins Eurozone

9:49 - Resigns

Joke, obvs. He never resigns.

[Bob @ZengFanYao]

So people who view @BelindaBlinked on LinkedIn also view a real person who I have mutual acquaintance with...I'm 2 degrees separated from Belinda on a professional network...#mydadwroteaporno @dadwroteaporno

[Neil Gadhok @neilgadhok]

Remembering Blair at his best - ‘You sit there with our flag’ https://t.co/fTGxyf5x2l

[Robert Webb @arobertwebb]

THAT’S ENGLANDWANG!!!