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Zeph is an actual twitter beat .. TwitterMum to the beautiful @GabbyTurnip xxx

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One of BCC very own parking in front of a dropped curb on a white line!! Fucking hell!! This county is such a joke if your own can’t follow the rules!! There was a space directly outside their destination! Sort it @BhamCityCouncil

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Hey @Ocado are your drivers trained to not park across dropped curbs and on white lines? I fucking think not! It’s an obstruction and therefore illegal! Enjoy the fine from my local council!

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@elonmusk Maybe not step down .. but do better 🤷‍♀️

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@CTilburyMakeup Charlotte is a redhead .. please make redhead products! We need it! I’m so over black mascara and brown/blonde eyebrows. I want RED!!

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Wow!! That’s a really good facelift!

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Yo @Facebook sort your fucking shit out!! I use WhatsApp for work and if you don’t want my invoice for missed work, get it fixed!!!

[Meta @Meta]

We’re aware that some people are having trouble accessing our apps and products. We’re working to get things back to normal as quickly as possible, and we apologize for any inconvenience.

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@GordonRamsay since prime video has ALL the Hells Kitchens (which I’m new to btw) do you ever watch the footage while you’re filming?!

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Really wish ppl would ask before making arrangements FOR me. 5 nights working my only night off before another 2 and I’m shattered. Yet I gotta find energy to entertain guests. Urgh!

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When @SkyUK offer great deals@but add on a load of charges!! Well@played sky you money grabbing assholes!

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When your big states with his tongue hanging it at the firewoman outside the station 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

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@Gibbo8 I love that I’m rarely on here and you’re still ranting about the footy 😂😂

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Oh. I dunno ....... I’m in love but I’m a little unhappy rn

[LIBRA @AboutLibras]

#Libras are happiest when they are in love.

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Why is it whenever a relationship settles in ... I get cold feet and think I’m not enough

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FFS some ppl really fuck me off lately!!

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Been on the sofa sick and indulging in RHOBH and I gotta say I am in love with @erikajayne she’s the epitome of LUSH!!

[LIBRA @AboutLibras]

When #Libra love you and become attached to you, believe that they're always thinking of you even if they aren't talking to you.

[LIBRA @AboutLibras]

#Libra wouldn't waste their breath on hate. If they don't like you, then you don't exist to them.

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@LisaVanderpump watching RHOBH S4 (yes I’m a little behind) and I just adore you! I wanna be you’re friend. You’re my kinda of woman 😘😘

[LIBRA @AboutLibras]

#Libras are naturally attentive and lively, they're usually very aware of their surroundings.

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When you’re stood up without even meeting #humiliating