a surprise in my profile

The usual blah blah blah

[uncle oruna🥸| ọmúláyé🍷 @youruncleonx]

Package nonsense in aesthetic writing, and people—mostly mindless—will find it very profound.

[a surprise in my profile @Zephyrknows]

@imnotchichiii Yes you are.
Sorry for your terrible lying friend 🫂

[a surprise in my profile @Zephyrknows]

@imnotchichiii 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[a surprise in my profile @Zephyrknows]

Can't relate in Nigeria

[Jien 🥢🍚 @o_jien]

I like visiting churches when I pass them and today my bf and I walked by a little one and I asked if we could take a look. And I said, “I don’t know why I like being in churches because I am not religious and yes I like architecture but it’s not just that” and then he said-

[kitty @kittykareninas]

theres entire threads on reddit with all the piracy sites and these have been online for years. this isnt bc someone tweeted about it😭

[𝓽𝓸́𝓳𝓾̀ @nottoju]

don’t tell your parents, just do it regardless

[jay @Jay_bigstepper]

If u said 95% of Nigerians are dumb ,up to 60% of Nigerians would agree with u because each of them think they're among the smart 5%.

[a surprise in my profile @Zephyrknows]

@N47Kurt @logicfgs Thank you.
Been listening to it on repeat

[daddy @onedarkhorse_]

@caramelspiceee this is why i avoid women too, so they don’t get attached to me.

[a surprise in my profile @Zephyrknows]

@TimiShindo You must hate vague posters.
Luckily, I've seen this case before and the solution is quite obvious

[CertifieÐ @OdijieO4653]

Saturday mornings are for akara

[a surprise in my profile @Zephyrknows]

@onedarkhorse_ Happening right now 😭😭

[a surprise in my profile @Zephyrknows]

@jayhemz 😭😭🤣🤣

[a surprise in my profile @Zephyrknows]

@onyinyechuukwuu Does this apply to people in various countries who have different accents for English or the people who learnt the "incorrect" pronunciation of words from reading books?
I don't think your claim is sound.

[a surprise in my profile @Zephyrknows]

@FwDaniel4L @msdunni_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Olawale @mr_fai1b]

Late replies are the bane of my existence, I don’t think there’s anything I hate more in a person.

[a surprise in my profile @Zephyrknows]

This one wey sky don enter dark mode, I hope say this rain no wan sly me

[sb @sb_sodiqress]

It's funny how I now find it hard to write fiction when all I wrote in school for my essay exams were narrative essays.

[a surprise in my profile @Zephyrknows]

Correction: Pseudo-intellectualism thread

[Tee🕊️ @notjusttomi]

Intelligence uprising thread; what’s the smartest thing someone has ever told you/you’ve ever read ?