soccer chaos gremlin

Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit

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[soccer chaos gremlin @Zephyrling]

you can refer to me by my pronouns, “they/them”, or the gender-neutral identifier, “motherfucker”

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Rep Zephyr, my partner, spoke passionately against SB99 in Montana, a gender affirming care ban for trans youth.

“If you’re trans, I have one request for you. Please stay alive.”

“We will win this fight. We’ll win in our communities. Every day we are out, we shift the needle.”

[soccer chaos gremlin @Zephyrling]

Patrick Vieira getting sacked on St. Patrick’s Day… lmao

[soccer chaos gremlin @Zephyrling]

Not finishing any of our chances. Couldn’t finish a piece of buttered toast. I just want this nightmare season to be over 🥲

[soccer chaos gremlin @Zephyrling]

Both of my teams playing poorly today. No more football today please, I’m not hungry anymore.

[soccer chaos gremlin @Zephyrling]

When the Inside Anfield gets released for this game, I’m getting the snacks out

[matt🇮🇱 @AmYisrael1111]

Imagine thinking that Walmart an almost TRILLION$ company is going to close a store due to “theft” when retail theft makes up 1% of all types of theft in the country. Walmart is closing because they are greedy.

[soccer chaos gremlin @Zephyrling]

Me at half time: I’m gonna v****, I’m so nervous

Me at full time: I’M SO HAPPY I’M GONNA V****

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

A Sunday well spent ❤️

[Premier League @premierleague]

It's seven heaven for @LFC! 🤯

#LIVMUN

[soccer chaos gremlin @Zephyrling]

somehow this is the funniest response to me

[Pegboard Nerds @PegboardNerds]

Ouch Man U

[soccer chaos gremlin @Zephyrling]

BOBBY PLEASE DONT LEAVE I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

BOBBY MAKES IT SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[soccer chaos gremlin @Zephyrling]

@abbymcecilia you’re definitely watching one team get railed rn that’s for sure

[soccer chaos gremlin @Zephyrling]

WE WANT SEVEN

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

SALAH. RECORD-BREAKER 👑

[soccer chaos gremlin @Zephyrling]

Bro Carra looks like a fucking gremlin 😂😭

[soccer chaos gremlin @Zephyrling]

DARWIN AND THE GALA-GAKPOS

[Eric Ital @eric_ital]

DARWIN. IS. GOOD.

[soccer chaos gremlin @Zephyrling]

@abbymcecilia Bless you, glad you caught us (Liverpool) on a box office match 🥰

[soccer chaos gremlin @Zephyrling]

THE KING DOES NOT MISS BITCHES

[Liverpool FC USA @LFCUSA]

MO SALAH MAKES IT FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[soccer chaos gremlin @Zephyrling]

With love, Studge, what in the fuck

[Daniel Sturridge @DanielSturridge]

Cody my brother my Brodie Gakpo. With a cheeky chicken dipper. This is the @LFC we know and love… the glass is half full baby.

[soccer chaos gremlin @Zephyrling]

It’s great that the students are gone because I can yell things like “suck sick and kick rocks!” at the tee vee while watching football

Their presence didn’t stop me from doing it before, but now I can do it and care even less!