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You know why I’m here

[A @Zephyrthethird]

Literally only maga thinks this btw

[Kron @Kronykal]

Dear California,

The entire country knows you’re cheating. Gaslight all you want but you’re an absolute disgrace. Stand in the corner and think about the deep shame you should feel but don’t.

-The rest of America

[A @Zephyrthethird]

Bro is more about about 1 million than billions. MAGA really the most brain dead mother fuckers of all time 💀

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

You trafficked sex slaves and committed drug and gun felonies while making 1 million per year doing nothing for an oil company and were pardoned by your dad, the president. You’re the very definition of elite oligarch class.

[MASTR @MastrXYZ]

Turns out Hunter Biden is actually pretty good at dealing with MAGA idiots.

He answers calmly and with facts.

Something the Fox News damaged crowd clearly is not used to.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Jordan Chamberlain @jordylancaster]

Incredible stuff happening on this app

[A @Zephyrthethird]

211 republicans voted against America. And this is the party yall think gives a fuck about you💀

[Jesse Watters @JesseBWatters]

🚨 BREAKING: CONGRESS JUST VOTED TO END THE IRAN WAR 🚨

FOUR REPUBLICANS BETRAYED THE PARTY.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[A @Zephyrthethird]

Up 13 to losing by 10. Knicks in 6

[Spurs Culture @SpursCulture]

Wemby bad game
Fox bad game
Vassell bad game
Keldon bad game
Kornet bad game
Barnes bad game

Impossible to win a Finals game like that. Bright side is Spurs can't play any worse and barley lost

[A @Zephyrthethird]

Republicans are fucking dumb fucks and still don’t understand that LAND DOESNT VOTE!!

[FoxyFarmer🦊🇺🇸 @GardensR4Health]

Whoa! California went SUPER RED last night in elections! Omg 😳

People are tired of communist democrats

[A @Zephyrthethird]

Ted Cruz literally left Texas in a blackout and went to Cancun and was reelected? What the fuck are you on about

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

How does this happen? She quite literally let the city burn to the ground while she was out of the country and people still want to re-elect her? Make it make sense

[A @Zephyrthethird]

“I’m giving them their flowers” then in the same sentence says they would lose if thunder were healthy 💀

[NBA Courtside @NBA__Courtside]

Raymond Felton says if OKC was healthy it would have been a totally different game:

“San Antonio won I’m giving them they flowers, they deserved it, they won they on to the finals. Let’s call it what the facts is, Chet Holmgren didn’t do sh*t he took 2 shots Wemby just took his heart, let’s be honest Wemby took his heart he didn’t even want to play. If JDub and Ajay Mitchell to me I feel like it’s a different ball game. But they wasn’t there and other guys have to step up they didn’t, guys in San Antonio they did, they wanted it more they won. Simple as that. Let’s not sit here as hoopers and be like that game wouldn’t be different if they had JDub and Ajay Mitchell healthy, come on now.”

(Via @ToTheBaha)

[A @Zephyrthethird]

Bro is made about the smell 💀💀💀

[A @Zephyrthethird]

But doesn’t give a fuck about someone being piss drunk in front of kids. You really can’t hate these people that think pot is so bad hit alcohol is good.

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

Spencer Pratt LAYS DOWN THE LAW to Pothead Bill Maher: “I care about safety, the lights being on potholes. What a mayor should care about.”

Bill Maher: “Pot?”

Spencer Pratt: “If it's legal… I'm going to be enforcing… I don't want you smoking in front of kids at the park. I'll be enforcing if you're smoking that in front of a kid at a swing.”

“I’ll be getting you as mayor. No more drugs around kids at parks, in schools, in front of day cares, even if it's legal pot.”

“We need to have a society of consequences again. I never thought growing up I could smoke a blunt in front of a kid at the park. Now that happens.”

Common sense.

[A @Zephyrthethird]

And you got to prison for murder because you wanna be a bitch Lmaoo I hate retards man

[Nuhn Yoh @NuhnYoh]

@DeionHD I’ll give them some glockamole, all that tuff fighter shit goes out the door Mr Billy badass

[A @Zephyrthethird]

I hate people that hire professionals and then get mad when they tell them their professional opinions. Why the fuck hire them if you think you know more or aren’t going to take it into consideration. Clowns man. Could have just saved $600

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

My wife and I finally got an offer accepted on a house and hired a home inspector.

I thought he'd just walk around and make sure the roof wasn't actively caving in.

Instead, a guy named Gary showed up with a tactical utility belt, an infrared camera, and the demeanor of a homicide detective.

Gary spent 6 hours meticulously documenting every structural sin committed in the last 50 years.

He handed me a 90-page PDF report that was color-coded by severity.

The whole document was basically just red.

He noted that the slope of the driveway deviates by two degrees, which could cause pooling during a catastrophic hundred-year flood.

I live in a landlocked state.

He pointed his thermal camera at a window and told me I was losing an unacceptable amount of ambient heat.

I told him the window was open.

He wrote that down as a critical mechanical failure.

He took me to the basement to look at the HVAC unit.

He shined his flashlight on a single speck of dust and asked if I was prepared for the respiratory consequences of poor filtration.

I asked him if the furnace actually worked.

He sighed deeply and said it functions, but it lacks the efficiency of a modern heat pump.

We moved to the electrical panel where Gary put on thick rubber gloves like he was about to defuse a bomb.

He told me the wiring was technically up to code but ethically questionable.

I don't know how electricity can lack morals, but Gary seemed very disappointed in the circuit breaker.

Finally, he found a tiny crack in the garage floor.

He used a digital caliper to measure it and informed me the foundation is undergoing micro-settlement.

Every house on earth is undergoing micro-settlement.

We're on a spinning rock in space, Gary.

I asked him for a bottom-line assessment on whether we should buy the property.

He looked me dead in the eye and said the house is technically habitable but still compromised.

I paid him $600 for this psychological warfare.

We're still going to buy the house.

I'm just going to live in constant fear that maybe Gary was right.

[A @Zephyrthethird]

If they have enough money to put 200k on the a bet they won’t cash for 10 months I really don’t think they need financial advise 💀

[Football Analysis @FBallAnalysisYT]

I cannot emphasize how bad of a financial decision this is

And it doesn’t have anything to do with the Browns

[A @Zephyrthethird]

Not even a women, imagine if it was a Democrat. You’d literally have republicans calling for the death penalty

[Amelia 🇺🇸 @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[A @Zephyrthethird]

I think the same. The knicks are literally on 11 game winning streak and have like 6 days of rest of the spurs. I think Knicks win in 6

[Raheem Palmer @iamrahstradamus]

I’m willing to look foolish but I think people will be surprised by how easily the Knicks beat the Spurs. I’m going Knicks in 5.

I’m on an island here but I think the Knicks are severely underrated and the clear better team. Unlike the Thunder, the Knicks can win the Wemby minutes so the Spurs margin for error is much lower than it was against OKC.

[A @Zephyrthethird]

Literally 0 evidence of him having a gun and no gun was recover just lying like a retard for 0 reason

[Kristian @tempel_kristian]

This was never about water or shoplifting. Rick Chow saw an armed teen point a loaded 9mm with laser sight directly at his son. His son literally yelled ‘He’s got a gun!’ In that split second, Rick fired ONE shot to stop the imminent threat to his child. He then ran over, performed CPR, and called for help. That’s justified self-defense of his son. Jury got it right, there were literally BLACKS on the jury🤣 you guys literally hate accountability 😩

[A @Zephyrthethird]

It’s always cars are to expensive and not that car complaint charge way to fucking much. This way of thinking is so ass

[Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer]

I agree