Jed Zeppelin🌵

I’ve looked at life from both sides now, and Republicans are the bad guys. Former enemy of the people. Bon vivant & man about town. Find me @jedzep.bsky.social

[Jed Zeppelin🌵 @ZeppelinJed]

@JasontheLayman Hate to tell you, but the bridge is out at the end of traditional Christianity too. Step back and look at the Bible and church objectively, as you did MJ, and you'll see it.

LDS and trad Christianity are both frauds. The only difference is that one has been around a lot longer.

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@3YearLetterman @StephenM

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@TrumpDailyPosts That’s for damn sure. Obama is not a criminal rapist traitor.

[Jed Zeppelin🌵 @ZeppelinJed]

@sola_chad Yep, because Job showed that God and Satan are on the same team.

The current notion of a horned devil came from Greek fiction, which was then embellished by modern literature and the church, which needed a Bad Guy.

[Jed Zeppelin🌵 @ZeppelinJed]

@Truth_matters20 Do you think “God” is his name?

That’s kinda like naming your dog “Dog.”

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@WhiteHouse You can try to overthrow the government because you lost an election, or you can be a patriot.

You cannot be both.

[Jed Zeppelin🌵 @ZeppelinJed]

@StephenM Then change the Constitution. 🤷‍♂️

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@StandswithGod Why do you believe they were “anointed by God?”

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@RepFine The Founding Fathers WERE foreign invaders.

Great parody account! 🤣

[Jed Zeppelin🌵 @ZeppelinJed]

@larsen_terry Yeah, I don't ever want to hear ANY farmer complaining about socialism. They are the biggest beneficiaries of it in this country.

[Jed Zeppelin🌵 @ZeppelinJed]

@DerrickEvans4WV Translation: She's much more objective and reasonable than we thought.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Jed Zeppelin🌵 @ZeppelinJed]

@Franklin_Graham He'd probably run as a Democrat. Would you still support him then, or would you continue to support the delusional corrupt criminal rapist traitor instead?

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@RadioGenoa The white man asked for it when he knocked the black guy’s hat off his head.

Don’t start a fight if you can’t deal with the consequences. 🤷‍♂️

[Jed Zeppelin🌵 @ZeppelinJed]

@Sierra_rak I’d say it has more to do with the huge income disparity, high costs, lack of health care and a poor job market.

But our public education system is what got Trump re-elected: Too many stupid people voted.

[Jed Zeppelin🌵 @ZeppelinJed]

@sola_chad No, there is one verse where a third party *claims* that 500 people saw him.

BUT was that even really him? Because many of the people who allegedly met Jesus after the crucifixion did not recognize him.

Hmmm… 🤔

[Jed Zeppelin🌵 @ZeppelinJed]

@PoliticalStacy Isn’t it exhausting to be a colossal asshole ALL the time?

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@RepBrandonGill Don't be silly. You're not just a racist; you're also a fascist who supports a criminal rapist traitor.

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@sola_chad Yep, and there's a handy how-to guide for how to induce a miscarriage and how to seduce your father so he can get you pregnant and continue his bloodline. 👍