#1 Beane Hater

Probably live tweeting the Jays. A somewhat high functioning degenerate

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

Iconic.

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

???

[William Lou @william_lou]

Raptors announced that they have extended GM Bobby Webster to a multi-year deal.

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

Valenzuela, Pinango, Okamoto and Yesavage is a hell of a rookie class. So fun to watch these young guys (and Big Oak) succeed

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

BIG VALI

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

We are playing some 2025 Blue Jays baseball right now. Starting to recognize my ball club

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

Got drunk as fuck last night and spent $27 at a&w. What the fuck man

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

Guy fuckin rocks

[Keegan Matheson @KeeganMatheson]

Kazuma Okamoto has been walking up to Ella Langley's "Choosin' Texas" the past couple of games.

Will look into the matter. #BlueJays

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

“Google him he’s never done nothing for Toronto, donated money nothing” Bitch….

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

Women love lying for no reason

[6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv]

Disgruntled Toronto woman calls the Breakfast Club to say Drake isn’t as big as people think he is in Toronto.

“Not everyone in Toronto loves that man”

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

Correlation not causation:

The absolute gayest nerd dudes are always terrified of smoking weed

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

🚨: Cannabis users had 23% higher testosterone in a new study

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

This is John Schneider’s fault for not making his best reliever (who has earned it over and over) his closer. Gotta get his buddy Jeff Hoffman in there

[MLB @MLB]

Your AL and NL Relievers of the Month for May:

Cade Smith: 13.2 IP, 25 Ks, 1.32 ERA, 13 saves
Mason Miller: 9.2 IP, 20 Ks, 0.00 ERA, 7 saves

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

Kellerman saying he’s taking Brunson over SGA in the playoffs was laugh out loud funny too

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

Quite a showing from Bill Simmons today. He’s starting to sound like Joe Biden and the way he is so defensive over any criticism towards Curry is funny.

Also I really enjoy how obsessed he is with how Wemby “trains how to fall”

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

Meal prepped chicken quesadillas for this week to summon an Okamoto heater

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

Remember last year when Dianna Russini wouldn’t stop tweeting about how “disgruntled” AJ Brown was and that a trade was very likely which directly lowered his value. Oh and she was getting her doors blown off by Mike Vrabel the whole time

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

THE WAIT IS OVER 😎

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

If you order a grilled cheese from Tim Hortons you really deserve to be ripped off

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

Meal prepped chicken quesadillas for this week to summon an Okamoto heater

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

Jesus Sanchez just got sniped by a fan in the outfield? What the fuck is going on??

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

It’s officially shower twice a day weather

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

Wemby’s most endearing trait to me is that he really gives a shit. It’s really that simple

[#1 Beane Hater @ZeroDaysS0ber]

POV: the camera cuts to John Schneider after Jeff Hoffman just walked in the tying run in the bottom of the 9th