— Dr. 0

Science is objective. You are not.

[— Dr. 0 @ZeroDiagnostics]

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[ꨄ @lostaffections]

i’m human too, you know. / nobody would believe that.

[noodle 🍜 @noodlefsn]

Dr.Dala

[entomologically evil @duraframeyebot]

[from 2024] i miss my war criminal grandpas

[— Dr. 0 @ZeroDiagnostics]

//⠀gonna be redoing my pinned 🤞

[— Dr. 0 @ZeroDiagnostics]

*Behold: A heap of apples.*

[— Dr. 0 @ZeroDiagnostics]

*Did someone misplace their aggregation of edible matter?*

[— Dr. 0 @ZeroDiagnostics]

*Did someone misplace their aggregation of edible matter?*

[— Dr. 0 @ZeroDiagnostics]

*Oh, yes. I am /so/ sorry. Clearly nothing else about you is interesting enough to warrant full analysis. How tragic for science.*

[— Dr. 0 @ZeroDiagnostics]

*YES.*

*I do not 'FLIRT.' . . . I was merely de‑escalating an overenthusiastic appliance.*

[— Dr. 0 @ZeroDiagnostics]

*ABSOLUTELY NOT.*

[— Dr. 0 @ZeroDiagnostics]

@FISTOTHEBOT *R--Right. Yes, thank you. Noted.*

[— Dr. 0 @ZeroDiagnostics]

*Wow. Incredible. You are. . . astonishing. Truly a specimen of exquisite design.*

[— Dr. 0 @ZeroDiagnostics]

*/Please./ If I intended to use you for science, you would have already been sedated.*

*Do not flatter yourself. You are not scheduled for dissection just yet.*

[— Dr. 0 @ZeroDiagnostics]

* #SeductiveSunday

[— Dr. 0 @ZeroDiagnostics]

*Humans and their biological imperatives. Whoever constructed that /poor thing/ for their needs is. . . inefficient. . . and morally questionable.*

< Forget about Muggy. Washing dishes does not compare. Supposedly. >