Zero Doinks: A Weird Bears Podcast

World’s weirdest Chicago Bears podcast. Tweets from Bill Doinks. S8 now here. Once shared a European train car with Spero Dedes and Dana Stubblefield 🍻🍷

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The boys have spent the week spoiler-free prior to the Bears 2026 schedule being released. Rick Feelsmen joins Zero Doinks to unveil the road to an undefeated '26 season. Hilarity ensues?

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This might upset Hoge + Jahns, but I think it’s pretty obvious the Bears will ultimately remain in Illinois.

Bookmark this and make fun of me if I’m wrong, esp @RickFeelsmen

Also, regardless of how this ends, Kevin Warren should be shipped back to his birthplace of Phoenix, AZ.

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@Chicago_NFL I know that @gopherbones believes this with all of his wenis

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@AdamSchefter K

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@GBraggsJr23 To be fair, that’s probably where Dan Quinn deserved to sit

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@things_sox Dominos catching a stray

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@GBraggsJr23 How rusty is Kevin Warren’s shovel right now

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Kevin Warren washing his car for the 3rd time tonight in anticipation

[Brenden Moore @brendenmoore13]

Also, just from a process perspective, the plan is to bring the Bears bill directly to the floor. No committee. If it passes, it goes to the House, where it can be considered tonight. There's no effective date on the measure, meaning it only needs a simple majority.

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@brendenmoore13 Pretend I’m Grover and talk to me

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@TomFornelli Is there any part of your heart that yearns for the fun you would have had with this White Sox squad?

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@RaminNasibov

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@NoahSabich Might want to consider tailgating baked goods for Illini fans coming down 47 on game days

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@JasonHarmonNFL He is shrinking as we predicted @gopherbones @RickFeelsmen

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@JustinChVelasco When was the last time Bob nailed a story, honestly

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@TMZ Tough day for @RickFeelsmen

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@jgutie07 This team is fun AF

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@Brewbound Tough news @gopherbones

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@ThienemanSZN @RickFeelsmen

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Way more important than the breathless “Bears have the toughest schedule” wishcasting going on up north

[Kevin Seifert @SeifertESPN]

This analysis is always very interesting -- and rest differential in particular is something that NFL teams themselves look at. Good year for the Bears.

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I cannot imagine what Brad Biggs and Bears media is going through right now having to work on Christmas Day. Ts &Ps

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The boys have spent the week spoiler-free prior to the Bears 2026 schedule being released. Rick Feelsmen joins Zero Doinks to unveil the road to an undefeated '26 season. Hilarity ensues?