Actual thought just now:
I wonder how many apples the Apple store would sell if the Apple store sold apples. – #ZeroTalking@zerodean.official #webcomics https://t.co/4DkNR6oeWM
That awkward moment you're in a laundromat and one of the washers near you goes into the spin cycle... And it sounds similar to a jet preparing for take off... And everything starts shaking...
And you look out the window and you're at 35,000 feet.
OK, w… https://t.co/W0HMYvuZVQ
To some people, being disagreeable is just a game.
No it isn't.
Yes it is.
No it isn't!
GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLL!!! – #ZeroTalking@zerodean.official #webcomics https://t.co/5ox7MlmNNj
"That awkward moment you take a picture of a picture and your picture of the picture is better than the picture you took a picture of. True story." – #ZeroDean@zerodean.official https://t.co/LVD7HUQozO
No one ever tells you this, but the older you get, the more your eyebrow hairs will decide to grow out in whatever direction they want, regardless of how much you may disapprove of their defiant acts of independence.
I hope this warning will leave you b… https://t.co/SA8iwYSFun