Patrick

Hi! I'm Patrick!

I. AM GOING. TO CASA. BONITA.

[Patrick @ZeroToPatrick]

Social media...

STILL the worst.

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@gordonkeith @corbydavidson Jammin' On The One...

RIP MJW

https://t.co/FhaCJqBUNH

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Soooo...

Is it October yet...?

#DallasStars #TexasHockey

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@SportsSturm Never forget what they took from us, Bob...

NEVER. FORGET.

https://t.co/ijw1DBpknz

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@corbydavidson @SportsSturm @oldwaver Re: Sean McDonough

Here he is calling the Francisco Cabrera/"Sid Slide" moment in the Bottom of the 9th of Game 7 of the 1992 NLCS, with his signature voice crack at the climactic moment even way back then:

https://t.co/jcfziz8PIz

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@WBardenwerper Hi Will. Your book was discussed this morning by The Musers on @dfwticket as it relates to the recent actions of the Dallas Mavericks' new ownership. I bet they'd like to talk to you on air sometime soon. Cheers!

cc: @junior_miller @GeorgeDunham @gordonkeith

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@gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham @MikeDoocyFox4 Channel 5’s Michael Scott vs The Lizard, circa 2002 (with his F-Bomb edited out)…

https://t.co/ksq6qzqgF7

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@gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham @junior_miller That you would include this in the 8:40 Luka interview makes me love you even more…somehow…

https://t.co/b6lMb63sWd

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@gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham @junior_miller Funniest 840 bit in a long, loooooong time. Hoping to hear from #FakeNico again when the Lakers come to town!

Love you!

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@bradgardnerDBD @SportsSturm Yeah, I know. So was my reply.

You’d think Elon woulda figured out how to make the sarcastic snark translate by now, don’tcha?

He’s got a lot on his plate, though.

Maybe someday…

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@SportsSturm Luka trade comp:

Patrick Roy to Colorado...?

I mean...for Thibeault? And Rucinsky?

And then Roy very promptly bags the Avalanche a Cup.

And then another one...

And the Habs ain't done much in the three decades since.

Cheers!

https://t.co/QFJwOmJgTb

[Patrick @ZeroToPatrick]

@bradgardnerDBD @SportsSturm Well, yeah…

Just without the Cups.

And with several more charges of tax evasion and sexual assault, too.

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@oldwaver Henceforth, I shall refer to Nico as "New Coke"

Under-rated Genius right there, GXD. Love you!

P.S. - Another #Ticket80sProm in the near future...?

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@SaadYousuf126 Luka trade comp:

Patrick Roy to Colorado...?

I mean...for Thibeault? And Rucinsky?

And then Roy very promptly bags the Avalanche a Cup.

And then another one...

And the Habs ain't done much in the three decades since.

Cheers!

https://t.co/QFJwOmIJ3D.

[Patrick @ZeroToPatrick]

@GeorgeDunham @junior_miller @gordonkeith Re: Scatter Shooting this morning

Sorry I'm so late, but here is the Dave "The Cobra" Parker throw from right field that Craig referenced.

Dude had a bazooka.

Right on the money, too.

Awesome.

https://t.co/l4dt4XNhlt

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@GeorgeDunham @junior_miller @gordonkeith I get it.

I don’t LIKE it, but I get it.

So I will do my best to enjoy and appreciate what we’ve got while we’ve got it.

Welcome Back and Happy New Year!

Love you!

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@GeorgeDunham @junior_miller @gordonkeith @GreatDonovan @McMattRadio @SeanCBass @CincoDeMino @SportsSturm @corbydavidson @oldwaver

It's time to have a sober and serious talk about taking the car keys away from Granddad.

Love you!

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@corbydavidson https://t.co/5nRZ9wYJH6

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"Politicians are either the unworthy inheritors of vast family fortunes, or they are hopelessly obsessive crackpots, or they are those wretched people among us who are quite simply unemployable anywhere else."

~ The Late Sir Peter Tapsell (Paraphrasing my own)

#Vote2024

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@TicketTyler1310 HBTY HBTY HBDT HBTY!

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@michmontaine @wfaa Hi Michelle!

FYI:

Tyler SAY-ginn…not Suh-geen (like the Texas town)

ROH-pay Hintz…not Roop (like “hoop”)

Nathaniel LOWE (like “snow”)…not LOW (like “plow”)

Cheers!