K C Yan

K C Yan is a Singapore math consultant and author, who hopes that his zero tweets will help followers to appreciate the beauty, utility, and ubiquity of ZERO.

[K C Yan @Zero_Math]

Reservoir Reptile

Pixel jaws open —
agencies hunt, sports all paused —
real chains may close next.

https://t.co/cTF7i1SoqT #Singapore #Pandan #reservoir #Al #crocodile #Myanmar #prison #haiku #poetry

[K C Yan @Zero_Math]

Najib’s house arrest is good news for jailed white-collar criminals. It pays to take bribes, then use a fraction of the “corrupt zeros” as fine to serve the remainder of their sentence at home. https://t.co/VhL6Pmtwh6 #Malaysia #crime #politics #house #arrest #prison #fine #graft

[K C Yan @Zero_Math]

Humans’ Days Numbered

Anthropic’s forecast:
ET will find a dead planet
in four short years’ time.

Art by Dennis Goris #AI #prediction #human #extinction #dodo #Mauritius #doom #odds #haiku #poetry

[K C Yan @Zero_Math]

The Renamer in Chief

Ground Zero renamed
after one thug, twenty-five
years of still silence.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Art by Christo Komarnitski #9/11 #Islamist #terrorism #Afghanistan #renaming #GroundZero #vainglory #haiku #poetry

[K C Yan @Zero_Math]

The “Never” Billionaire

“Never” guilty, yet
felon could still pardon him
for the bigly gift.

https://t.co/gCVQyfokRG #US #politics #Epstein #crimes #subpoena #lawsuit #bribery #pardon #haiku #poetry

[K C Yan @Zero_Math]

Lake Trump

Renaming lakes sounds
like changing his diapers
or his tariff threats.

Art by Kike. #Canada #US #Ontario #lake #trade #tariff #toilet #haiku #poetry #humor

[K C Yan @Zero_Math]

The New Nero

Emperor Zero
Scrolls Truth Social, posting on
While the planet burns.

Art by Mick O'Hara #Rome #Nero #emperor #US #politics #narcissism #haiku #poetry #zero

[K C Yan @Zero_Math]

Bove and Blanche

Morally challenged
pair claim the prize for hunting
their boss’s rivals.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

https://t.co/0HF6epDVxp #US #politics #AG #appointment #yes-men #corruption #firings #ethics #haiku

[K C Yan @Zero_Math]

DNA Brands: Shouldn’t these beauty & wellness outlets—The Mineral Boutique, Beautique, SAE-REN, Jingran, Harmonix, …, Allura, Comfeet—be blacklisted & banned from operating due to their unethical #sales tactics? https://t.co/5RYUOF7cD3 #Singapore #exploitation #CCS #CASE #ethics

[K C Yan @Zero_Math]

Fog by Carl Sandburg. Fr: Julian Peters’s “Nature Poems to See By” (2026). #art #nature #poetry #comics #cat #fog

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Junk Food Day: Guesstimate how many billions of person-hours are cut short worldwide each year by junk food diets. Art by Momot. #fast-food #junk-food #frankenfood #health #diet #obesity #premature #death #haiku #poetry #math

[K C Yan @Zero_Math]

Lucifer’s New Jewel

Changi now houses
plush demons in glass cases—
Lucifer smiles.

#Singapore #ChangiAirport #Pokémon #merchandise #Pikachu #plushies #monsters #haiku #poetry

[K C Yan @Zero_Math]

The Dozen-Zeros-Dollar Guy

Rupees, rupiahs—
white Grifter-in-Chief, are you
a trillionaire yet?

Art by Stellina Chen #trillionaire #SpaceX #India #Indonesia #wealth #inequality #zeros #math #haiku #poetry

[K C Yan @Zero_Math]

Opening Soon

Thug and terrorist
pose for peace—both claim victory.
Will Bibi spoil it?

Art by Osama Hajjaj #Iran #IRGC #US #war #Hormuz #peace #Israel #Lebanon #haiku #poetry

[K C Yan @Zero_Math]

Soccer 1 Football 0

Thug’s tariffs await
those who insist on using
“football”—not “soccer.”

https://t.co/1V1hMaSY3o #US #politics #tariffs #threat #football #soccer #FiFA #WorldCup2026 #haiku #poetry

[K C Yan @Zero_Math]

What are the odds that mostly inconsiderate locals, domestic workers & foreign-born tenants who’ll dispose of big items into the rubbish #chute? When the items are jammed, they’ll just walk away, expecting others to unchoke them. https://t.co/N6JbnWWTrw #Singapore #education #HDB

[K C Yan @Zero_Math]

Circular Egg

Spherical brown egg
seeks a collector who pays
its proper ransom

https://t.co/94NyFKeHpw #Singapore #sphere #egg #collectible #auction #haiku #poetry

[K C Yan @Zero_Math]

Zero Gravity

Floating in zero
gravity — childhood’s pure dream
few will ever know.

Art by Plop & KanKr #NASA #space #exploration #experience #zero #gravity #haiku #poetry

[K C Yan @Zero_Math]

Zero Role

Organiser thinks
readers are dumb: played no part
in Amos’s assault.

https://t.co/EapV2nVFL6 #Singapore #anime #influencer #ban #predator #protection #assault #denial #haiku #poetry

[K C Yan @Zero_Math]

Gang of Four

Four rogues rule the world—
could more than one avoid hell
when their time is up?

Art by Marian Kamensky #tyrant #dictator #EU #Ukraine #Iran #war #haiku #poetry