AriBari

Pansexual and Genderfluid
try to use They/them please
Call me Zesty
Getting big Shadow The Hedgehog vibes from the 'Hello World' song with the little robot

[AriBari @ZestyPansexual]

ik not a lot of ppl follow me, but I will be inactive due to family issues. I may actually deactivate, but idk for sure. If you are still wanting to follow me for more stuff, follow my alt acc. It should be near the top of the list of ppl I follow. It has a similar name to me.❤️‍🩹

[AriBari @ZestyPansexual]

ik not a lot of ppl follow me, but I will be inactive due to family issues. I may actually deactivate, but idk for sure.
If you are still wanting to follow me for more stuff, follow my alt acc. It should be near the top of the list of ppl I follow. It has a similar name to mine.

[AriBari @ZestyPansexual]

@possibly_pastel While birds have a butt, It is scientifically called a cloaca. It has two uses: excretion of the doo doo
and
y'know,
the birds and the bees use.
(Note: Does this mean all male birds are ga-)

[AriBari @ZestyPansexual]

Bad: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Red!Skeppy: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

[AriBari @ZestyPansexual]

Bad: Skeppy, you love me, right?

Skeppy: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

[AriBari @ZestyPansexual]

Skeppy: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful, and organized.

Bad: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Skeppy: That one. I want that one.

[AriBari @ZestyPansexual]

Bad: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?

Skeppy: Yeah.

Bad: The Eiffel Tower is literally behind us.

Skeppy: But this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.

Bad: Okay, alright.

[AriBari @ZestyPansexual]

Skeppy: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny? I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
I
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[AriBari @ZestyPansexual]

Bad: Can you cut me some slack, Skeppy? I’m sort of in love.

Skeppy: I’m sorry, but that’s not my problem.

Bad: I’m in love with you.

Skeppy: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

[AriBari @ZestyPansexual]

Bad: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Skeppy: Aren't you forgetting something?

Bad: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Skeppy's forehead before running out.*

Skeppy: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

[AriBari @ZestyPansexual]

Bad: We both look very handsome tonight.

Skeppy: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Bad: I couldn't take that chance.

[AriBari @ZestyPansexual]

Skeppy: So you like cats?

Bad: Yeah.

Skeppy: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

[AriBari @ZestyPansexual]

Bad: You're alive.

Skeppy: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

[AriBari @ZestyPansexual]

Normal Skeppy: I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?

c!Bad (still corrupted), deadpan: Quit your job, kill your family.

[AriBari @ZestyPansexual]

Bad: Do you want a drink?

Skeppy: I could go for some apple slices right now.

Bad: With a little peanut butter to dip them in?

Skeppy: FUCKING OF COURSE I WANT PEANUT BUTTER BAD!

[AriBari @ZestyPansexual]

Skeppy: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Bad: Even better!

Skeppy: What the fuck did you-

Bad: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

[AriBari @ZestyPansexual]

Bad: Skeppy...

Skeppy: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

[AriBari @ZestyPansexual]

Bad: Don’t you have any dignity, Skeppy?

Skeppy: Uh, no.

[AriBari @ZestyPansexual]

Bad: Why are you on fire?

Skeppy: This is just how my day is going.

[AriBari @ZestyPansexual]

Skeppy: Thank God you were there, Bad. I knew you wouldn't let your best friend die.

Bad: I'm still gonna arrest you. I just can't do that if you're dead.

Skeppy: Whatever you gotta tell yourself. Baby steps.