Zesty LaFontaine

"Dance like everybody's watching; love like you've never been drunk. Sing like everybody's listening; live like it's hell on Mars." -Charo

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Is there anything more depressing that checking out some Milf porn only to find a bunch of women half your age?

#depression #milf #porn

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The best thing about 2020 was that it empowered young white women on Instagram to lecture us all on racial injustices.

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Does anyone else get a little depressed when you realize that Mother Teresa never had the chance to keep up with the Kardashians?

@KimKardashian @khloekardashian @kourtneykardash @KUWTK #KeepingUpWithTheKardashians #MotherTeresa

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When are @alyankovic & @foofighters finally going to collaborate on a rock opera?

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What the world needs now is a virtual School of Rock Reunion. @jackblack?

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According to my new neighbors, the best way to introduce yourself to the neighborhood is to have your friend drive up to your new house in their loud classic muscle car, park in front of your house, rev the engine, honk their horn & repeatedly scream your name.

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@realDonaldTrump I assume you'll be too busy locked in a jail cell?

#LockHimUp #TrumpIsADomesticTerrorist

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#LockHimUp
#Sedition
#Traitor
@realDonaldTrump

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@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews And the presidential tantrum continues . . .

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@realDonaldTrump @ChanelRion @OANN What's amazing is that Trump's followers are buying into this garbage. SAD!

#TrumpLosing #Crybaby #TrumpIsANationalSecurityThreat

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@realDonaldTrump We did make America great again, we voted Biden into the White House.

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@realDonaldTrump YOU HAVE LOST!

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@realDonaldTrump Trump is pathetic.

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@realDonaldTrump Is @realDonaldTrump an idiot? The stock market went up because BIDEN won the election.

#Biden2020 #stockmarkets

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@realDonaldTrump Yes, President Biden won.

#Georgia

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@realDonaldTrump Except you didn't.

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@realDonaldTrump More lies from the lying liar of a president.

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@realDonaldTrump More lies from the lying liar of a president.

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@realDonaldTrump Only Republican votes count! FUCK THE LIBS!!!

#MAGA #Election2020 #TrumpLosing

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@realDonaldTrump Only Republican votes count! FUCK THE LIBS!!!!

#MAGA #MAGA2020 #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace #Trumplost