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Lvl. 25 | average collectooor | Message me if you got Pokémon cards for sale/trade lol

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@pkmndotgg @tvgeneric Please add the Japanese vending series (VS) cards when you do. Those are awesome

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@FreeMrktCptlst FMC the 🐐

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Good ol’ days 🥲🍋

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#WLTC

[Dunks @dunks077]

Your biggest meme coin holding is down 90% and you're the last person who posted in the telegram hours ago. Your raid gets canceled after 120 minutes of inactivity with just two likes and no comments

9-figure market genius whale Andrew Wang saying this cycle is over. "Kole World, innit" you think to yourself

Your alpha group leader congratulates the group on taking profit back in March (you didn't). They're scaling into long term positions on dips while posting vacation pics

Cobie isn't posting much anymore, doesn't seem likely he'll put up another legendary buy wall and save you this time

You spent most of the last couple months farming Blast Gold, but decided to margin trade your airdrop on Wasabi after the TGE flopped and got liquidated margin longing the July 4th dump

You get a notification on your phone that your average screen time is up 10% this week, firmly over 10 hours a day

During dinner with your family, you check DexScreener to see if any F-list celebrity might have dropped a token you can ride for a quick 2x before it rugs

Your IRL friend who is also into crypto said he's waiting until the Fed cuts rate to reenter markets. "Smart," you say as you think about needing to figure out how to pay the final installment on the kitchen remodel you ordered months ago at your portfolio ATH

Your wife asks why you're buying the gross chicken from the supermarket instead of the organic kind you used to get

The next CPI reading comes on Thursday this week and Wizard of Soho saying to expect massive derisking going into it

Everyone agrees we're going much, much higher eventually, but you don't have enough in your savings to wait until Q4 without liquidating the last $10,000 of meme coins that still have enough liquidity to sell into

People recommend touching grass, but your lawn needs to get mowed and your lawnmower seems like it's about to finally die after 5 years of heavy use

Your college friends are planning a bougey get together with their families at an expensive VRBO. You lie and say work is too busy to make it, maybe next year

You still haven't finished your 2023 taxes and, to be honest, are afraid to see what the number is going to be when you do

Crypto is depressing

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@lichun_eth @coolcats #5857 would like to join the McDonald’s fry cook team ser

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Where’s @ThGoodKnight when you need him? 🙂‍↕️ WTLC

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@risathegiant My grails are my sealed Mario and Luigi pika boxes!

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@pixelgengar $4k cash + $1k trade. Just under last sold on eBay 😕 but still pretty decent bc it was a local deal!

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@wizzyknows Mw3 days were the best

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@dachshundwizard 👋

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@wypease They already relisted for 0.65 😭

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@wypease All I see is opportunity for me to pick up my 3rd cat soon 👀

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@wypease I had the same exact thought this morning 😂. Ppl would’ve likely welcomed it with open arms

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Wonder how things would’ve shaken out if $MILK was dropped now instead of back then 🥛 #WLTC

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Wonder how things would’ve shaken out if $MILK was dropped now instead of back then 🥛 #WLTC

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@wenmilkk @coolcats 👀

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@maxwin Dj Valid

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@nftcarrot @pudgypenguins Penguin brains removed 💆‍♂️

[Luca Netz 🐧✳️ @LucaNetz]

One small step for Pudgy Penguins, one giant leap for Web3.

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