Jake

deserted mansion in my head || @viktotoro ♥️

[Jake @Zestyjake]

some of u don’t even have a macedonian gf n it shows

[Jake @Zestyjake]

aoty

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

I'm 74. How do I survive 2 quarts of whiskey and 3 packs of unfiltered cigarettes every day?

Because I also take 3,000 mg of N-Acetyl-L-Cysteine, inject 5,000 mcg. of Cyanicobalamin and take massive amounts of milk thistle extract, magnesium, calcium and thiamine daily.

Simple.

[user @user84829272]

If you’ve never had a controlling & abusive boyfriend it’s because you’re ugly. If you were better looking you’d have had an abusive & controlling boyfriend by now.

[Jake @Zestyjake]

i’m losing my mind look what vik got me im so in love

[viktorija @viktotoro]

i cut my hair :o

[Jake @Zestyjake]

holy shit

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

(seinfeld covid spec script)
GEORGE: anyways, I told him im not wearing that mask.
JERRY: well you dont have to wear the mask
GEORGE: its my right not to!
JERRY: Exactly
GEORGE: anyway how was your date with a 17 year old
JERRY: she was 16

[Jake @Zestyjake]

hot water that’s been in my car for months b hittin sometimes