Probably the ugliest girl I’ve seen in my entire life slid me this instead of a tip at work. Kinda sucks that there’s a 90% chance I’m texting her bombed at 3 AM tonight but I’m in no condition to be turning down free hole as of late #dryspell#YouEitherHungryOrYouNot
formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up