The Zette Official

Live Tweeting The General Assembly from the Zette office!!

[The Zette Official @Zette63]

With #GAUK2019 over, what did everyone think of the #Zette19 ? With a reduction in support staff numbers, we think it went surprisingly well! Some controversy, but that was inevitable with the Zette! And who liked the #CodenameInquirer storyline?

Thanks for another great year!

[The Zette Official @Zette63]

@ElderYard Sounds like the latter is the case for sure, but will keep our eyes open to ensure the former is true. Always a proud day when we are the start of progress

[The Zette Official @Zette63]

@ElderYard I’d be interested to see if we can say for definite. I wouldn’t have a clue whether it is or not, but it would be something worth shouting about if we had the clear evidence to corroborate it.

[The Zette Official @Zette63]

@edfordham @Derekunit @martingilbraith @UKUnitarians @PeterTatchell @Kaleidoscope_T @stonewalluk @RoryCastle @RHUnitarianC @ElderYard Where would we get the statistics for this?

[The Zette Official @Zette63]

Zettes are selling out fast! Get them whilst you still can. #1924

#GAUK2019 #Zette19

[The Zette Official @Zette63]

@LouiseReeve1 @UKUnitarians Just a shame about Tim...

[The Zette Official @Zette63]

@LouiseReeve1 @UKUnitarians I’ve been saying this for years now. Nights sponsored by rum, and mornings sponsored by Coffee (@StarbucksUK notice me senpai).

[The Zette Official @Zette63]

@fmccdancer We’re getting a better picture of what’s been going on... Details to follow in Ed.3.

#GAUK2019 #zette19 #1924

[The Zette Official @Zette63]

#1924

[The Zette Official @Zette63]

There’s been a development at GA Zette HQ... #GAUK19 #Zette19

[The Zette Official @Zette63]

@LouiseReeve1 @UKUnitarians

[The Zette Official @Zette63]

@LouiseReeve1 @UKUnitarians #GAUK2019
#LoveYouDavid
#Zette19

[The Zette Official @Zette63]

In aide of #HaikuPoetryDay , I wrote "Ode to a Display":

"Smooth sweet Cocoa scent
don't touch: solely to look at
jump the rope: mine now."

#GAUK2019 #Zette19 #INeedProfessionalHelp #Chocolate #EasterEggs #Haiku

[The Zette Official @Zette63]

#WalkingBackFromTheBarLike #RIPMyWallet #20percentOffAndStillNeedAMortgage

[The Zette Official @Zette63]

#WednesdayWisdom

"Work smarter; not harder. Sometimes drinking from the bottle may look bad, but it saves on washing up."

#GAUK2019 #Zette19 #smarternotharder #NotEverythingWeDoRevolvesAroundAlcohol #ButMikeHasIssues

[The Zette Official @Zette63]

@UKUnitarians I think I may have just made up that hashtag. Oops 🤷🏻‍♂️ it was close!

"Must try harder, and pay more attention in class"

#GAUK2019 #Zette19 #oops #trendsetter #TryAgain

[The Zette Official @Zette63]

What a night! 😴💤 #GAUK19 #Zette19

[The Zette Official @Zette63]

A development in this morning's #ZetteGate incident.

More to follow in Zette ed. 3.

#GAUK19 #Zette19 #TimOverslept #Drama #Zettenapped

[The Zette Official @Zette63]

If anyone has seen a wild Yorkshire man roaming the streets, please return him to his rightful owners. Dead or Alive (we just want the Zettes) #Zette19 #GAUK19

[The Zette Official @Zette63]

Have you seen Tim Baker? If so, please return him to the Zette Office (York Room).

He is known to frequent premises involved in the supply of alcoholic beverages, and often wears a flatcap. Please come home, little Timmy.

#GAUK19 #Zette19 #Missing #WheresTimmy #LeglessMidget