Cloud-gatherer Zeus

Cloud-collecting, woman-loving, custard-eating king of the gods. Hen-pecked husband of Hera.
Olympus would be nothing without me. #AncientHistory #Mythology

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Text from Narcissus: "Last night was terrible. I didn't get any likes on my profile pic for a whole hour!" #facebookdown

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Gave Pandora a box for her birthday last year and it didn't go down too well...
This year she's getting a gift voucher.

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Text from Sisyphus: "Ever had that feeling of being caught between a rock and a hard place?"

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Text from Achilles: "Phoenix has just settled down to tell a story. Got a feeling this is going to be an all-nighter."

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Look what happens when you don't worship enough!

Sacrifices are now being accepted to ensure this never happens again #eclipse2015

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Has anyone seen Helios? #eclipse2015

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Text from Selene: "Going for a walk. Back in a few hours." #eclipse2015

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Artemis has given up hunting, Demeter's given up pacing around aimlessly... Wish the wife had given up talking #Lent

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Trying times on Mt. Olympus right now. Some idiot *ahem* had the bright idea of us each giving something up for Lent. #SeemedGoodIdeaAtTime

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Asked Hermes if he'd mind handing out a few of my "Missing Cloud" posters but he said he's still trying to recover from Valentine's Day.

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Just done my weekly cloud count and I seem to be down by one. Where has Fluffy gone? #MissingCloud

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Text from Poseidon: "So, bro, do you have a date for Valentine's Day?"
Yes. 14th February.

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Text from the wife: "Do you know what day it is today?"
Of course I do - it's Saturday.

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Eros never came home last night. Aphrodite's bed hasn't been slept in, either. #14thfebruary

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Just been listening to Orpheus' latest album, 'Travels in the Underworld'. Much darker than his previous stuff, but probably still a hit.

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Text from Clytemnestra: "Heard from Agamemnon lately? Not received word since he took Iphegenia on holiday. Signal must be bad in Aulis."

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Found a rare first draft of Ovid's 'Echo and Narcissus'.

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I don't believe in New Year resolutions. There's nothing about myself I want to change.
One simply cannot improve on perfection.

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Enjoyed Hades' NYE party yesterday. Met a lovely woman who admired my swan costume. Think she said her name was Leda.