Zeus

I am your god, I am so real that I even post on twitter.

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@DannyGooseJones #God flunked out of medical school, he was copying my exams, I told those doctors to help you

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@John14ver6 @YouTube I was the best Trumpet player in the Holy High School, #God was always second fiddle

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@JoeLocke82 We all know he is using the Star powerup from Mario Bros. His power will fade in 15 seconds. #Zeus

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@Ranal55 #God was always second best at cornhole games at the annual Holy Reunion, pray to Zeus, I will get it done

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@AmandaPinkley1 The real shame is the one true god #Zeus gets overshadowed by the cool hip God because he is suave and can talk to the ladies

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@AtheistEngineer I knew he took my Sandals from the Holy Reunion, #God always double dips his tortilla chips.

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@fgjourney He always took all the credit on our elementary school projects. Guess who did all the work. #Zeus

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@blizzystix Even I know you line up new job opportunities before leaving a current job. #PraiseZeus

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@SportsActionApp App is great, are there any plans to add batter props for tracking? Hits/Runs/Rbis. HRs?

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@badfish_419 @realDonaldTrump It’s called trolling dumb idiots online.

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@RealManInCharge @realDonaldTrump Or a populous on the internet that understood when people are trolling.

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@tombo_17 @realDonaldTrump It’s out there. Do your research. Would you even accept the proof when it’s shown to you anyways.

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@graypamm @realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse 2 years, no evidence.

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@devchelle @AppSame @realDonaldTrump Go visit the rio grande and border patrol stations in unwalled areas.

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@ConnRepublican @realDonaldTrump Cause websites are all offline. “Due”

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@willie1foot @BlueWaterDays @realDonaldTrump Where is your staggering evidence

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@johnnysmacktard @realDonaldTrump Go spend a week at the local border patrol office in these border towns and see for yourself.

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@MikePred @realDonaldTrump You spent more than a second responding to this tweet.

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@BestSportsBets_ Hedged @ +600

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My pet is named Sparky, he is a tiny cute bolt of lightning. #NationalLoveYourPetDay #ZeusAlmighty