Zeus 3

The Big King

[Zeus 3 @Zeus_thethird]

@Ares_the_second no one is safe...
#alloutwar

[Zeus 3 @Zeus_thethird]

@2__Hermes I gotchu to....
#ughh #fruity

[Zeus 3 @Zeus_thethird]

@Hephaestus_2 I got you to....
#uglinessrunsinthefam

[Zeus 3 @Zeus_thethird]

@poseidon__3 I don't see how my other daughter can like you either when your face is like this....
#hit

[Zeus 3 @Zeus_thethird]

@HadesFour I don't see how my daughter can stand you when you look like this...
#strangetastes

[Zeus 3 @Zeus_thethird]

@HadesFour You still live in the crustiest of crusty underworld, soo.....

[Zeus 3 @Zeus_thethird]

As king of the gods I was bummed my beautiful golden face wasn't one of the pictures on the test
#neglected

[Zeus 3 @Zeus_thethird]

But why do I always have a beard in my depictions? Everyone knows ladies likes a clean shave over a forest
#smoothlikebutter

[Zeus 3 @Zeus_thethird]

Is it weird my daughter is married to my brother?
#confused

[Zeus 3 @Zeus_thethird]

for all the nymphs out there...my mind's telling me no but my body is telling me yes
https://t.co/kiAI6t1geW
#bumpngrind

[Zeus 3 @Zeus_thethird]

Maybe I should get my bros the cyclopses to forge me a new weapons...
#lightningisgettingold

[Zeus 3 @Zeus_thethird]

When will this thunderstorm come?
#rainismygame

[Zeus 3 @Zeus_thethird]

@Aphrodite2wavey Incest is wincest... why don't you come kick it with me

[Zeus 3 @Zeus_thethird]

Is it a bad thing I can't count all my children and their baby mommas on my hand?

[Zeus 3 @Zeus_thethird]

@hades_three c'mon bro letting mortals putting the slip on you?
#sisyphustheslippy

[Zeus 3 @Zeus_thethird]

Orpheus will forever be the greatest lyre-cist of all times
#GOAT #RIP

[Zeus 3 @Zeus_thethird]

King of the sky... you could call me the birdman http://t.co/4Oh8ET2DGR
#rubbingmyhands

[Zeus 3 @Zeus_thethird]

@Hephaestus_2 ....have you looked in the mirror recently?
#ugghh

[Zeus 3 @Zeus_thethird]

I dare someone to come at me...
#realestolympianouthere #0losses