Bukan John Lennon

half time reposter,
full time pretender :) •
bukan akun Mobel Lejen

[Bukan John Lennon @Zhaffran]

Screenshot ML
Series Tank KDA/MVP

[Hidup sebagai +62 @Hidupsebagai62]

Malaysia: “Paspor kalian lemah.”
Indonesia: “Iya.”

Malaysia: “Rupiah kalian anjlok.”
Indonesia: “Sepakat.”

Malaysia: “Negara kalian berantakan.”
Indonesia: “Lanjut.”

Malaysia: “Presiden kalian bijinya satu.”
Indonesia: “Info lama.”

Malaysia: “Wapres kalian Gibran.”
Indonesia: “Nah.”

Udah gaada yang bisa dibela bgst

[wtfox?! @notadumbfox]

ILANG UPDATE PA BA GAGAWIN MO?!?!?!?!

[Belajar sabar @Esmelapakuda]

@karirfess Biasanya di kantor tu gini

Keuangan
"Pak ini cash flow kta menuju minus klo diteruskan"

Bos
"Lha gmn si ? Kn km keuangannya, km bsa ngatur gak?"

Keuangan
"Ya kan, nuruti perintah dan proyek bos jg"

Bos
"Lha malah nyalahin saya, ya kmu itu yg ga bisa. Dah buat surat resign aj"

[deer @doeincrisis]

fake news. i was kidnapped.

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@pushrodv8 Shouldve switch the D to H for goods

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@Sopiansyah55140 @pasifisstate Yang nge like tolol
Yang nge like tolol
Yang nge like tolol

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@jam_rooni @SeekHustle Aduh, karyawan kontrak ya, malah ku kira kelas bisnis. Kontraknya yang 3 bulan, pinggir jalan apa dalem gang? Soalnya saya bawa mobil

[Bukan John Lennon @Zhaffran]

@jam_rooni @SeekHustle Kelas bgttt bg, kelas berapa si? Kelas karyawan kah?

[Daisuki Tjahaya Purnama @AkuDennis]

PIK2 rasanye beneran kayak map DLC anjing

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@nunaambon Afrogatto?

[AE @sukamendoanm]

Benci banget gw sama orang tua FOMO.Biar apa sih? Biar keluarga lo keliatan keren? Pamer2 foto di sosmed abis itu?Lo gak liat prosesnya gimana, saat anak lo ngerasa diabaikan perasaannya kaya gini?
Kemaren anak bayi hipotermia, sekarang anak baru menuju remaja udah diajakin, tanpa tau kapasitas tenaganya.Stressssss 🥵🥵🥵

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@Roastery_expert @LambeSahamjja Ada

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

She arrives. She sits down. She turns off the computer of the guy next to her. She takes out a disposable wipe.
She cleans the keyboard, the screen, the mouse, and the keyboard again. She puts on her headphones. She finds the power button.
She turns off the computer of the guy next to her again.

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@bxxnga @AryaNovrianus etul ang

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@waykuyaa @AryaNovrianus Tapi tau ga Bang kalo bungee gum memiliki sifat-sifat karet dan permen karet

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@mlbbfess Built in Passive nya para support healer itu ka

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@qaypal @ullquiorrac @0tk0il Fak sama persis lg

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@Bwanx_xx @mlbbfess Afh iyh < cth 1

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@mlbbfess Lah gua dulu nurunin Mangga juga pake Bola sih