Michael J | Zhem

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[Michael J | Zhem @ZhemJZ]

I joined this photo contest @viewbug. https://t.co/GL2egFOzic Share photos and be rewarded #photocontest #photography

[Michael J | Zhem @ZhemJZ]

@PeteHegseth @SecWar - wanted to share this video from my church honoring the fallen on Memorial Day - a veteran marine reading The Measure of a Man

The Measure of a Man | Honoring the Fallen this Memorial Day https://t.co/N9y94mr34j via @YouTube

[Michael J | Zhem @ZhemJZ]

@SammonNews Looks like a directional touch screen arrow pad to me.

[Michael J | Zhem @ZhemJZ]

@HarrisHeller Beautiful family! I'm sure you've been asked this a million times, but is there a meaning behind the nail paint or is it just stylistic? Either way, I really dig the look. Just need to convince my wife haha

[Michael J | Zhem @ZhemJZ]

I just liked “Crate Hackers 3 Year Anniversary Party” by @bunndjco on #Vimeo: https://t.co/WHukiyAZco

[Michael J | Zhem @ZhemJZ]

Training new Employees - how to answer and ask questions https://t.co/pfkr9Udo0o

[Michael J | Zhem @ZhemJZ]

vegan zombies https://t.co/CmXQxwbDvm

[Michael J | Zhem @ZhemJZ]

why did the chicken go to the gym?
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#DadJokes #pun #humor #itsajoke #funny #BadJokes #quip #KidJokes #chickenjokes #chicken #gym #pecs #pecks #gains https://t.co/zsEZ8rb6Ee

[Michael J | Zhem @ZhemJZ]

Did you say exercise? https://t.co/oNSuwQk34v

[Michael J | Zhem @ZhemJZ]

Cloud services can't swim
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They're always syncing
#DadJokes #pun #humor #itsajoke #funny #BadJokes #showerthoughts #quip #sarcasm #KidJokes #cloud #computer #sync #syncing https://t.co/Zj1Gpi7jnv

[Michael J | Zhem @ZhemJZ]

Gator craving
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#DadJokes #pun #humor #itsajoke #funny #BadJokes #quip #KidJokes #alligator #crocodile #crocpot #foodhumor https://t.co/U6i2frP4zI

[Michael J | Zhem @ZhemJZ]

I'm going through a lot right now https://t.co/ba5r30a5ds

[Michael J | Zhem @ZhemJZ]

Think I overdid it today https://t.co/uU7CMVQ8Ol

[Michael J | Zhem @ZhemJZ]

the Next Candy Shop https://t.co/KERe2bGmcs

[Michael J | Zhem @ZhemJZ]

royal riddle https://t.co/R5aUGt1icT

[Michael J | Zhem @ZhemJZ]

How I imagine most of the trolls who react negatively to my dad joke videos
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#DadJokes #pun #humor #itsajoke #funny #BadJokes #showerthoughts #quip #sarcasm #reaction #trolls #youenjoyit https://t.co/0q1qIheYQO

[Michael J | Zhem @ZhemJZ]

I'm old because https://t.co/uFOfZpgU2E

[Michael J | Zhem @ZhemJZ]

no news is good news
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#nonewsisgoodnews #quip #humor #miscommunication #goodnews #badnews #nonews #communication https://t.co/SEm1rV1aoh

[Michael J | Zhem @ZhemJZ]

Rude Party Life https://t.co/OX8GLpYBGZ

[Michael J | Zhem @ZhemJZ]

Training new Employees - there are no stupid questions https://t.co/ulsuOG3Mll