Underwoods Lost Chromosome

I love U of M and after seeing Bryce Underwood play against WMU, I had to finally create an X account to complain about what a trash football player he is.

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@3T_Terry @jmdraper22 He absolutely did not. Bryces stats and play alike were both awful against Oklahoma.

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@3T_Terry This isnt reading or not reading a defense. Reading and not reading defense happens during the duration of the plays time. This was a breakdown of the play and he threw up a dumb pass.

Im not defending Arch, hes not good, but this is the wrong argument.

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@Metaleka_ If Bryce plays unlike Bryce, 35-14 UM.

If Bryce plays like Bryce 27-13 PSU

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@take3_TB You just dont get it bro. He gets it. You gotta believe him. He understands football bro. Hes very sophisticated. If he gets anything wrong, bro, its because they didnt give it enough time to develop bro. BU just needs another 2 yrs to develop bro. Very refined football analyst.

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@Metaleka_ Won't work. Bad reads options. Stacked box. Defenses dont pass blitz. They literally will not pop a long run this entire season until they get a QB in their that the defense respects. Its all Underwood. He ruins this whole team.

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@doogadoo11 Its actually:

Ruin capitalism by implementing a bunch of socialist bullshit policies and restrictions on the free market

Then blame capitalism.

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@swankywolverine Jesus Christ...

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@take3_TB Good. I want my coach to lie to the media as much as possible. Never let em know what you're up to.

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@Metaleka_ Im actually under the suspicion that our running game is held back by the fact that Hiter and Marshall are splitting time 50/50. I'd like to try one or the other as full time backs just one to see what happens.

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@BWLH_ Did the angry black folk even NOTICE the Talarico sign???

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@CaseyBHead That would be the finest and most well maintained road in all of Europe pre-2000.

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@_6signxxx Because they cant. Anything that women do is because men allow them to. This isnt hard to realize

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@DJMarshallArts Youre not like this all the time right? This is like a Twitter persona? Nobody could possibly be this annoying and gay.

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@BMacChiTown2 Wtf is Bluesky? Wtf are you talking about?

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@Metaleka_ Yes you do. See how those safeties stayed back and had to respect the possibility of passes?

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@ItsRachelShay @luckySteveCLE You don't want them to get lonlier...

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@BMacChiTown2 @TABYTCHI Hey BMac, are you retarded or something? Im new to Twitter but you can delete comments right?

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@aschorling34 "The Sopranos is overrated!" ahh take

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@DaPackman_ @Metaleka_ His coaching was bad last year. Coaching is bad this year. His wide receivers were bad. The running backs are. The oline is bad. Everyone else and everything else is holding him back. Yea yea. We know. Weve been here bro, weve heard it all. Its everyone elses fault but his own 🙄

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@Metaleka_ If Underwood comes out and doesnt suck horribly, we will win this game by 25 points. If he comes out and Underwoods all over the place like he normally does, we will lose.