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[Peach Person @ZigThaTwig]

Don't cry because you ran your bike into a ravine and broke both arms and legs and had to drink pond scum for two weeks until rescue and now you have to endure months of excruciating physical therapy to learn to walk again. Smile because it (the bike ride) happened.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Painstakingly folding laundry only to later on sling it over my fuckass corporeal vessel

[☁Baby Blastoise☁ @PatsOnYaBack]

Explaining the Ocarina of Time Remake to Gen Z

[Benjamin 🇫🇷 Cornu 🏁 Poufy @_BenjaminCornu_]

Ok, ça devient flippant

IG : bennettwaisbren

[assistant inspector @housetrotter]

nothing wrong with consuming schlock. just this evening my kids and i were listening to stravinsky’s uproariously funny and lighthearted comic ballet pulcinella. a trifle, to be sure, compared with his more serious works, and yet a delightful diversion

[from death to death transfigured @BODY_W0_WHORGAN]

Is it alright if my mates come to the afters? Yeah they're proper sound and normal

[Van Ike @vanikehuman]

The Shyp of Thysyus

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

they dance like peanuts characters and it's absolutely hypnotizing

[Jösef @ilovemilkcakes]

Ik this is AI slop but fucking hell why can’t I get a movie with this vibe

[Sheph @JeffMoo62074]

Curry Barker has been blessed with one of the funniest faces imaginable and I'm so glad he took advantage of it before pivoting to horror

[millie bobby valentine @plslvamsg]

my god, he’s done it again- another banger. new song of the summer just dropped

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

You might not like it, but thats what peak performance looks like

[erika @yeeeerika]

yes i'm a patron of the arts i go to da movies

[Peach Person @ZigThaTwig]

@HalToHell Randy Johnson

[nostalgia core @nostalgiacore]

Me explaining to my family what | do at work

[Michel Lara @VeraCausa9]

The first recorded appearance of a cat in Japan is described arriving as an imperial gift, written down on March 11, 889 AD by 22-year-old Emperor Uda on his diary:

[Uncapped Downside Scenario Lover @GoodFundies]

Pitchers hitting was awesome. It was epic strategy. It forced you to make choices. It forced pitchers to help themselves.

Now I just watch a regular lineup hit like pitchers.

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

“I am convinced it is superior to all other cats” - every cat owner in history

[Christina Pushaw 🐊 🇺🇸 @ChristinaPushaw]

Russian Olympic Champion figure skater Alexei Yagudin, on whether Alysa Liu deserved the gold medal: "It was completely fair. Russians can't skate like that. She just skated for fun... Americans say things like 'Hey! How are you?' 'Have a good time' 'I'm just happy to be here,' and that's exactly the vibe she had."