Hey Fatty!!! Listen. Youโre 218 and you have a PT test in 3 months, a Paintball tourney in Vegas in March, and a tourney in Cali in 4/5 months, and another tourney in Seattle shortly after that. Stay in the gym and get fit. #pinningthistoremindmyself#fatmilitarydadbod
That deep sick to your stomach feeling when you realize you accidentally threw away like $360 worth of local cash in the chaos of moving around. ๐คฎ๐ญ
My biggest pet peeve is when I DoorDash something and they place it right in front of my screen door so I canโt even open my door without spilling my drink or crushing the food lol