Zam

heart of a silly boy, brain of an old man

[Zam @ZiggleyDB]

was standing outside with a coworker and this group of ducks approached us and me specifically and my coworker said "this is such a wholesome moment for you" so I slowly reached my hand out toward the duck perhaps to pet and it immediately bit me :((

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@coconart_ @NoahKahan who bookmarked this

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@geobesity me who wants to be Leon's girlfriend

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@geobesity or is it better for them all to be like "oh you know, it's obvious" and nobody gets specific but all act like one glance at him and everyone can tell

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@geobesity moon finding out everyone thinks he is gay

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@geobesity nobody yelling is attractive to me

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@geobesity just think he will be funny using his big words

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@geobesity IM FUCKING SCREAMINY

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@geobesity I must see him pissed off

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@geobesity you get nervous when the temperature suddenly raises a degree and the wind kicks up

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@geobesity truly read it like this the first time cuz I skip many middle words and autofill them in my head for speed reasons

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@geobesity that and any time I send images or videos and the fear that I will somehow send a naked pic of myself despite being fully clothed, it's so irrational

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@geobesity I feel this one hard

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@geobesity try and stop me

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@geobesity me talking to my family fr

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@geobesity oh mama

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@geobesity 27th is my proposal to you date

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@geobesity @nataliashashash your time is coming

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@nataliashashash @geobesity oh boy I never saw that one

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@geobesity is that your next food haul