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the greatest writer of our time.

[zii @Ziheng00]

I’m seeing things nobody in my bloodline ever has

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Her: I am so wet.

Me inside the condom:

[zii @Ziheng00]

bro what

[zii @Ziheng00]

bro added his 2 cents

[project hail sam 🍎 @settingswn]

why is the one with ryan gosling on it more expensive

[zii @Ziheng00]

got some criminal friends but they can't read so why would they care about a sentence

[zii @Ziheng00]

Kind of surprising there aren’t more nguyen et al.

[Joaquin Barroso @joaquinbarroso]

Do you want to hear a joke about research, or not et al.?

[zii @Ziheng00]

referred someone at my company a few days ago and the interview went so bad that they ended up interviewing me again

[zii @Ziheng00]

today i learned that pollen allergies are result of an overpopulation of male trees. its always men bruh #feminism

[zii @Ziheng00]

@KryReno then you're broke

[zii @Ziheng00]

idk don’t ask me ask tommy, hilfiger it out

[zii @Ziheng00]

knowledge isn't free, you still have to pay attention

[zii @Ziheng00]

cant find a job i wonder if the zoo is looking for a goat

[zii @Ziheng00]

my parents didn't need a gender reveal party, they already knew i was him

[zii @Ziheng00]

feeling myself like i lost my keys

[zii @Ziheng00]

my brain just like a Na+/K+ pump, 2 things go in and 3 go out

[zii @Ziheng00]

John is about to Ternus around

[zii @Ziheng00]

he better wear a black turtleneck

[zii @Ziheng00]

doubling down is crazy, this is why mj the goat

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Step inside Polymarket HQ.

Somebody get the ice bath ready for @EliManning after that tackle. 🧊🤣🏈

In partnership with Polymarket

[zii @Ziheng00]

Give it to him he's better than ronaldo

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🌕 Lamine Yamal: “I don’t think I need to campaign for the Ballon D'Or. Everyone is entitled to think whatever they want”.

“I’m not here to campaign, and I’m not going to beg for anything. That’s your job. It’s not on me”.

[zii @Ziheng00]

at this point imma send them my birth certificate instead of my resume and tell them i was born for the role

[Satsuki @riyuri_ch]

tomorrow i will do the classic humiliation ritual: applying for jobs