maestro

Does not take self too seriously

[maestro @ZikoFN265]

That one regular show episode where pops tried to battle rap with poetry, elegant but misplaced effort 😂

[🚫 Do not disturb 🚫 @Lexaz_Lexaz]

😂 How did we get here?

[maestro @ZikoFN265]

@Kamoza0104 “Bambwanga anali mzungu andisiila zi shika” osangapanga google translate bwanji?

[maestro @ZikoFN265]

I have a theory about this World Cup’s ball. It somehow seems to, I don’t know how to explain it, but maybe have a lot of power in itself? Like, when it’s struck hard, it travels faster than normal

[maestro @ZikoFN265]

Yeah, I think my superpower is self-sabotage

[maestro @ZikoFN265]

If there are multiple ATMs at a place, there should be one line and the person in front would go to whichever ATM becomes available. Cuz you never know which line’s going to have a slow person lol. Mwandipeza panzele koma inu mwatenga chifukwa nzele wathu ukuchedwa 😂 nah man.

[maestro @ZikoFN265]

Has a team ever lifted a trophy or had the trophy celebration away at the pitch of a team that’s been relegated? That would be brutal.

[maestro @ZikoFN265]

@shekhu04 Just disappointed we didnt get to see the armoured polar bear defeat the flaming leopard

[maestro @ZikoFN265]

@MrBeast .

[maestro @ZikoFN265]

@FY___OPO @Santaah92 No, it wasn’t. I can only speculate what the rationale for this is though. I’m just assuming that the maintenance costs for the Lilongwe and Blantyre-based stadiums are higher than the costs incurred by the rest.

[maestro @ZikoFN265]

Well, this MF can definitely jump

[ViralVortex @viralvortex51]

Everyone is blaming the elephant…
But what if it’s actually human encroachment? 🐘🤔

[maestro @ZikoFN265]

Tha tha tha, highway. Uyo wadusa queens, wezi wezi wayamba kuiona clock tower. Yeah, I think Chitawira to Blantyre utha kuyendatu kupita kuntchito.

[maestro @ZikoFN265]

I have terrible neck pain, back pain and upper shoulder pain on my left side. Everyone keeps saying maybe I didn’t sleep right, which is very annoying to me. Because, come on bro, I know how to sleep. Done it my whole life.

[maestro @ZikoFN265]

@Biharanire0 Lol why are people disappearing in the bottom left corner of the video?

[maestro @ZikoFN265]

Amagulisa tima airpod ta fong kong ta 40pin tija ndani pano? Or any shop recommendations please

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

This is why engineers solve problems other people get stuck on

[maestro @ZikoFN265]

Oh so you wanna talk to me about a subject I think I know, sucks to be you. Finishing your sentences is for amateurs, I will begin it for you. There’s going to be two people talking to prove I know sumn. You won’t finish your sentence before you stop to say yes to my comments.

[maestro @ZikoFN265]

Paja love language yako ndi ma road trip

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@allhillzLoose

[maestro @ZikoFN265]

How you present yourself on your socials impacts how people interact with you irl. All your posts are of you clubbing, no ones giving you dough when you ask for money. All your posts are of your cleavage and we can almost see your panties, no ones thinking longterm relationship.