Scorpio Szn

Short, Broke and Ran Through

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The way I see it, there’s only 3 good songs in total. All of them are by @TheVeronicas

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@jakeandamir Mark and Karen, Barbeshop Quartet, Seminar and all of the Rick Fox episodes

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Pep Guardiola in divorce court:

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Art in its purest form

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

sorry but it's been downhill for Dyche ever since he unveiled this 1-11 Burnley line-up at Anfield

[Martino @MartinoPooch]

???

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I like to say ‘in my infinite wisdom’ before mentioning something positive that I did.

Then, people think I have infinite wisdom.

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Guy on the train today had both shoes off. Whole carriage was thick with foot ass smell.

Now I’m not usually in favour of capital punishment but sometimes exceptions have to be made. Starmer get it done

[char manning 🌟 @xylottie]

An all-timer dropped earlier this week

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@jacob_culshaw Ashley Cole at Derby

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This only took me several weekends and a page 3 rewrite to come up with.

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Pointless app

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Waiting all year to watch the Euros in a beer garden vs actually watching it in a beer garden

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With friends like these etc

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History won’t tell you that Blair had the aerial ability of Zigic but here we are

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Tony Blair and Kevin Keegan head a football to each other during leisure centre visit in Brighton (1995)

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No one has ever been as locked in as this man

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

‘Alright if I bring my mate round to watch the fight? He’s sound.’

The mate:

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@GeoffBoyardee I have to keep listening until Marika revives her frankly floundering sax career.

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

I’m on the verge of tears Solanke has genuinely ruined my life