Zindula

Biggest Pirate Enthusiast, bad at WoW, good at yapping about it // 27 // He/Him // NA

[Zindula @Zindula_]

Hi I’m Zindula or my government name Alec, and I’m gonna tweet about

World of Warcraft
Anime
Sports
Hip Hop
And various other things

Let’s be friends!!

[Zindula @Zindula_]

All I needed to see was Cowboys Suck Go Birds

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Zindula @Zindula_]

Me looking at 2020’s Wizards Westbrook

[databallr @databallr]

Inspired by 82-0, I built a game that combines bball knowledge about historical players and their impact metrics, skill via lifeline buttons you can use to draft a better team, and additional bonuses for picking more balanced lineups.

There's a leaderboard for the best teams. You have to score above 90th percentile to get 6 rings. Let me know what you think!

[Gia 🍥 @otakub3stie]

washington wizard russell westbrook and will chamberlain on 82-0

[Zac Hill @zdch]

The whole 82-0 phenomenon reinforces that whole bit about how the only thing a bunch of dudes need in order to have a good time is to sit around announcing the names of a bunch of old athletes.

[Zindula @Zindula_]

My goat

[Olivia Becker @oliviaLbecker]

.@NYCMayor signed a historic executive order today

[Zindula @Zindula_]

Vibes are up in the city

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

The rise in the Savannah Bananas popularity and the country’s descent into fascism are linked, I just can’t prove it

[Zindula @Zindula_]

If I don’t shit myself watching this now I will be disappointed

[Kaiju No. 14 @14_kaiju]

Takashi Yamazaki says he's worried someone might shit their pants or die watching ‘Godzilla Minus Zero’ in IMAX.

“When The Exorcist came to Japan, there was an urban legend that someone died from a heart attack because it was so terrifying. So I mean, it sold a lot of movie tickets. Maybe someone will have to sacrifice their life in the interest of Godzilla Minus Zero.“

(source: https://t.co/U1p3ok1pTu)

[Zindula @Zindula_]

Best bar dog I have ever seen

[Zindula @Zindula_]

@sputniksimper Need a second opinion?

[Yeezy Times @yzytimes]

"He dropped 3 albums at the same time"

[Zindula @Zindula_]

People trying to lump Newsom in with Mamdani wins they really are shoving Newsom down our throats to make it a more palatable presidential campaign

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 NEW: Governor Newsom has officially eliminated California’s structural deficit.

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 NEW: Zohran Mamdani to permanently fund NYC libraries and parks.

Libraries will no longer have to plead for funding each year.

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

Residents of Gaza have drawn Lamine Yamal with the Palestinian flag for his gesture during the parade 🇵🇸❤️

[Zindula @Zindula_]

I basketball tweet a lot but you have to be certifiably insane to take a shot like this I love MJ so much

[Women’s Hoops Network @WomensHoops_USA]

Marine Johannès is RIDICULOUS 😭

[Zindula @Zindula_]

I grew up playing baseball with him and I actually hate him so much fuck this kid

[Reality TV News/Updates @Realitytv__fan]

Dancing with the Stars have officially announced that Savannah Bananas player and internet personality Jackson Olson as the third name on season 35, premiering this fall on ABC.

He joins Love Island's Maura Higgins and Summer House's Ciara Miller as the official cast. #DWTS

[Zindula @Zindula_]

Commuted to the office only to find out we didn’t pay our internet bill I’m actually crying laughing

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

The inclusion of “The Simpsons” elevates this tweet into Hall of Fame territory

[Zindula @Zindula_]

@sputniksimper If there was a lord they would do their job and smite all europeans