ZingersFC

5Aside team founded in 2021, Goals 5Aside championship champions

[ZingersFC @ZingersFc]

CLUB STATEMENT!

William Lee has been banned from ever attending a zingers fc match again. He’s been constantly hacking the account sending death threats and targeting the spine of our team ,Tom Hagon.
If anyone sees him near the stadium immediately call this number
07496 140670

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Who do we wanna see in the starting lineup Zingers fans?

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Player Departure|

Ahead of todays game we’re pleased to announce the departure of player Tom Hagon. We wish Tom luck in finding a new club🤝🏻

#UTZ #COYZ

[ZingersFC @ZingersFc]

Your Lineup for Tonight💥

Return of the Crabb🦀
Gara left hand side of defence😮‍💨
Flair and vision in midfield🤓
Surprise position for Claydog🤩

Josh Briggs rightfully on the bench.

Let’s do this Zingers!❤️

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Club Statement|

We’ve recently been made aware of the current situation regarding player Josh Briggs’ antics tonight and his intoxicated state.

We would like to acknowledge this matter and we may make a further comment on the situation depending on his performance tonight.

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@Fc_Passalona

[Brad @bzaps100]

Gameday @ZingersFc 8.30 KO

Taking on @Fc_Passalona in their cup final

COYZ🔥🔥🔥

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🚨 BREAKING: Tom Hagon will NOT travel to Paris as Zingers FC know he will NOT win the Ballon d’Or.

(@FabrizioRomano)

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Your #ZingersFC lineup for tonight🔥

2 members of ZFL at the back🧱🥦
Some flair and vision in the middle👀
Bagsman up top😮‍💨

Can we do it tonight Zingers fans?

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Will #ZingersFC secure another Prem title tonight?👀

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@bzaps100 @ZingersHero

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PLAYERS NEEDED

We’re in need of 2 players to represent the club tonight at Dartford Goals 9PM

Anyone but Billy Healey

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@bzaps100 No illegal substances tonight bzaps we need you on top form for wednesday twust

#zingersfc

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ZINGERS FC LINEUP!

Clayton gara in the sticks😍

Bzaps and Tayt in the middle💪

Lew of course upfront🫡

#snchai

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ZINGERS FC LINEUP!

Clayton gara in the sticks😍

BZAPS is back in action😮‍💨

Tayt starting in his second game of his loan🫡

#snchai

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If anyone would like to sign him he is a free agent looking for a club, preferably the lowest tier of 5 aside football.He has a poor attitude( due to shit slops) on and off the pitch, always moaning at the players and never really happy anywhere he goes.

Been a pleasure

#snchai

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ZINGERS FC ANNOUNCEMENT!

We are delighted to announce that Tom hagon aka beach boy has left the club. He was only a matter of days away from being released anyway so it’s no big deal for us. Fortunately due to previous actions he was never lasting longer at the club.

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ZINGERS FC NEWS UPDATE!

As regards to the recent incident a week back, the player tom hagon will be questioned/interviewed tomorrow evening before the game where he will be fighting his case on why he shouldn’t get any punishment for what happened previously

#snchai

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Great box to box plur, quick on his feet and also comes with a smartwhip addiction so there’s gara whips when the players need any loon breaks

#snchai

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ZINGERS FC ANNOUNCEMENT!

Tayt Trusty will be joining us on a 1 month loan deal😍

As his season is finished for the year he will have the pleasure playing with the zingers for 4 weeks.