Johnny La Rue⛄️

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@JonSThompson Wait ‘til the rest of the Protect Ontario types realize who owns Wyloo and where all the profits will end up.

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@JohnnyGiunta_ What’s the point of Keys on the roster if Schneids won’t play him? Placeholding until one of the eternally injured returns?

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@BadWeatherKyle I live in Northwestern Ontario with a 318,000 hectare fire not far north of us. It’s one of several dozen fires in our region. I’d love for those “experts” to come on up and give that brush raking and deadfall trimming a go like it’s their backyard. Enjoy the blackflies!

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

Climate change.

Canada’s boreal forest is far north.

Most parts of it only reach 64F (18C) averages in the heat of the summer.

Its density and climate also means it gets very little evaporation compared to its rainfall, and is subject to frost 9 months of the year, and heavy fog the rest of the time.

This kept this biome very humid, kept soil damp, and left most of the low level foliage coated in dew all day long.

Some parts of the forest even had thick levels of permafrost beneath the topsoil that on rare hot days would seep water back into the ecosystem.

Just as many wildfires started by lightning strike in previous decades as now.

The difference is they struggled to catch and spread in this damp environment.

Now extreme dry weather, record breaking heat, northern thaw, erode that protective moisture barrier, leaving the boreal forest vulnerable especially in the more southern parts.

Boreal forests previously went through this process naturally when an over density caused a drier environment you’d get high-intensity crown fires that were cyclical. Every 50-200 years depending on region.

Now we get them annually.

Boreal forest fires are much more severe than others too. The long history of cyclical burns means the soil contains charcoal, the thick multi-layer foliage adds fodder and causes the fire to spread quickly, and pine, spruce, and aspens are all some of the trees with both the most density and the best for wood burning.

It results in towering forest fires of immense heat and rapid spread.

These forests are denser than anything else in North America or Europe, and the current fire in Ontario alone, is the same square mileage as the entire state of Delaware.

From the time it ignited, to covering that size, took less than 20 hours.

While some in the US still think climate change is a hoax, we are all going to deal with the consequences of it, as we’ve turned the largest forest in the world into a tinder box, and fires in less than 0.01% of it drowns the entire continent in smoke.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Except for me.
I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

[Johnny La Rue⛄️ @Zinzank]

@WUTangKids It’s been an issue for a long time, unfortunately. This is nothing new. Super Bowl weekend is similar, I believe.

[Johnny La Rue⛄️ @Zinzank]

@weathernetwork @solmamakwa So you think Sol Mamakwa the MPP runs train engines through wildfires? He’s a pretty amazing guy, but I’d probably stop and think about the story before asking.

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@KeeganMatheson How’s the press snacks?

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@RyanTheGreat @TheTweetOfGod Hey Ryan is this the Christian part? Just checking because it’s not really sounding very “Christian-ish”

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@JohnnyGiunta_ That dude has no joy in his life.

[𝚂𝚎á𝚗 𝙾’𝚂𝚑𝚎𝚊 Global News @ConsumerSOS]

Happy Canada Day everyone.

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@rogers_rep_ @JohnnyGiunta_ “Costed”

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@Gizmodadog @JohnnyGiunta_ @Ihatewinter2026 Pretty sure the pro athletes aren’t relying on a pregame pep talk to mentally prepare. It’s not like the movies.

[Johnny La Rue⛄️ @Zinzank]

@DCHard21 @sean0murphy @morepellent @MLB An incorrect opinion is literally all it is, given that we have facts that say otherwise!

Zaunie is just a miserable old weirdo with his pink suits and creepy old man golf tournament ads. The ship is sinking!

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@Orlan1791James @ColinDMello My bad you are correct!

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@dzoolander85 Hey maybe the big announcement on Monday will be early retirement incentives to open up positions and reduce payrolls.

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@KeeganMatheson Good god is the Leaf Malaise spread by contact?