Chris

falcon main. Corvallis melee forever. FRT PNCH T.O.

[Chris @Zirsch_]

SDI? Amsah tech? What’s that? Anyways, me and Myles are going to the river to skip rocks after school, wanna come?

[Chris @Zirsch_]

@MacaronyToni @eevilmelody hey tony, thanks for letting me borrow your maserati, do you want the keys back?

[Chris @Zirsch_]

Sevin levin ran outta bags

[Chris @Zirsch_]

MAYONNAISE COLORED MARTH I PUSH MIRACLE TIPS

[Chris @Zirsch_]

Straight bnut$ be like “Nobody has to push the Luigi metagame”

[Chris @Zirsch_]

@kickballtorture What’s next you want a BBL too?

[Chris @Zirsch_]

He just be sleepin on 3 chairs 🐐

[maya @floatingmsmaya]

yooo but isnt myles kinda zesty tho

[Chris @Zirsch_]

Worst thing about Oregon melee is sitting down for friendlies and a yoshi walks up

[Chris @Zirsch_]

imagine dating a puff player and u have to pretend to enjoy watching them play

[Chris @Zirsch_]

@VGBootCamp @Rap1238727 looks like some shit that Bnut$ would do

[The Grim Tipper @grim_tipper]

Yeah I agree

[Chris @Zirsch_]

It can hard to know your girth if your not also jelqing the soul

[Chris @Zirsch_]

CEO of geeking abt shit that does not need to be geeked about

[Chris @Zirsch_]

@goyardssb DO NOT let him play friendlies with yo girl 👀

[Chris @Zirsch_]

@floatingmsmaya That shits so tuff

[Chris @Zirsch_]

A green dragon a day keeps the doctor away

[Chris @Zirsch_]

Life is best spent actively avoiding the things you enjoy

[Chris @Zirsch_]

Sometimes when I have a hard time sleeping I rotate an image of bnut$ in 3d space to calm my mind